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"If I had the time and a sledgehammer, I would track down every bootlegged copy of that program and smash it."
- George Lucas

Ep. I
TPM
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Ep. II
AOTC
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Ep. III
ROTS
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Ep. IV
ANH
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Ep. V
ESB
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Ep. VI
ROTJ
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Holiday
Special
<<- Episode III Teaser Review! ->>

The "Reasons to Hate" articles started in 2001 as a response to several years of dumbfounded contemplation over the ruining of the Star Wars franchise after the release of Episode I. The article 78 Reasons to Hate Star Wars: Episode I was originally released on Lance & Eskimo in February of 2002 as part of my weekly writing duties. This was followed up with articles about Episode II and then moved to this domain to conclude with Episode III and then move on to tackle the Special Edition and finally the holiday special.

You can follow me on twitter if you're into that stort of thing. Be warned that I have rarely mentioned Star Wars since the conclusion of the prequel trilogy. In 2007 I was interviewed for the documentary movie The People vs. George. I'm not sure if I made it into the final movie. There was significantly less fire in my belly after writing all this crap down.

Enjoy.

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