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Lumpy on the Porch

After trying to steal a cookie, Lumpy is yelled at by Malla and is forced to take out the garbage. A distressed Lumpy brings the garbage outside, then decides to look down over the railing of the porch. In true Star Wars fashion, they seem to be in a tree suspended over a bottomless pit.


The traditional bottomless forests of Kashyyyk.

After looking down, Lumpy decides to climb up onto the porch's railing and walk the beam over the bottomless pit. This simultaneously achieves two things: Firstly, it fills up a minute of time that could have otherwise been spent advancing some sort of plot or character development. Secondly, it teaches little children the valuable lesson of balancing on your balcony over deadly heights with no negative consequences.


C'mon, kids, you KNOW you want to try this at home!

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