Chefelf.com Night Life: Random George - Viewing Profile

HA HA!! Oh dear… animal cruelty starts at a very young age over there, doesn’t it?

*Staggers in with a bottle of beer in each hand and falls to the ground…*

Wah? This ain’ tha bathroom!

*Suddenly notices the topic overhead…*

If you said you couldn’t find a tutorial on this, on the site, then you’re not looking hard enough… because the “beginner’s technical questions” thread is full of those.

*Passes out…*

Which is why it is by far more practical to receive babies via the stork… but that in itself presents a whole different question! Where do those babies come from?! Ponder thoughtfully for but a moment while inhaling glue fumes, and all will be revealed…

*Sniffle…*

Is it any wonder I have such little faith in Christians. Sure, Jesus may have been an okay bloke… but it shouldn’t have been taken any further then that… soon they were justifying every they did by saying it was in the name of god. I find that this religion in particular has/can be very manipulative when it wants to be. Even now the Vatican is harboring secrets that would destroy the system if it leaked out…

And having the hide to go to other countries saying that Christianity is the true religion, and all others are bullocks! Saying they were “saving them” which usually meant taking over. The Nerve! And St Patrick’s Day!? The day people celebrate in recognition of St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland… snakes? Hmm... Don’t you mean… Pagans!? The original tenets of the emerald isles?

Those Christians gave Satan horns so they could point fingers at the pagans and say they worshipped the devil, while in fact the pagan god represented peace and balance (the horns representing re growth and nature)… and speaking of pagan gods, there was a male and female god, both equal in their own rights (non of this male dominant bullshit you get in the Christian faith)

So children… in conclusion: The streets will be steeped in the blood of Christians!! LONG LIVE NEO-PAGANISM!! BOOOWWHAADEEEE!!! Don’t chew the communion bread children! Don’t chew the bread!! Because apparently, if you do, you ROT-IN-HELL!!

In true Dutch courage style, George grabs a broom which he honestly thinks is a gun (due to his altered perception) and runs out the front door. But only after a few meters out, gets hit by a speeding car…

In this world, there are people who’ve read lord of the rings, or haven’t…

There are people who like ice cream or dislike it…

The world has now been divided into Puffins and Lemurs… things can only get more interesting…

*Pulls up a stool… starts eating popcorn while watching the ensuing carnage…*