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Secret Agent Blunder Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

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Posted 02 October 2008 - 05:05 PM

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MI6 Camera With Secret Images Bought on eBay for $30

A Nikon Coolpix camera belonging to the MI6—the British equivalent of the CIA—was sold on eBay for $30 with images of al Qaeda suspects, fingerprints, names, rocket launchers, and missiles inside. That's bad enough, but it gets worse: the camera also contained top secret information that may compromise the security of James Bonds in the field.

For some reason, alongside these images there was a top secret document containing details on the encrypted computer system used by MI6 agents while conducting operations abroad. Some of the other images were related to this man, Abdul al-Hadi al-Iraqi, a top al Qaeda terrorist captured by the CIA in 2007.

Apparently, the eBay bidder found the pictures after downloading his vacation photos to his computer. The Foreign Office and the police are conducting an investigation, but for now, nobody has a clue about how the camera ended up on eBay.

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It seems that whoever sent that kid down a museum air duct looking for hidden bombs at the beginning of the week also forgot to clean off his camera's memory before he sold it on eBay. Those Illuminati are really losing their edge.
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Posted 02 October 2008 - 06:26 PM

Goddamnit, did our Government actually go "Okay, we managed to lose the personal information of just about every single person in the country last June, how can we top that this year?" I think they did. They're going to start bombing the Home Counties soon just because they thought it was in the Middle East or something at this rate.
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Posted 02 October 2008 - 08:39 PM

Poor UK. I'm waiting for either the Chavs to seek autonomy as an individual ethnic group, or Blair and Bush to go on one final pub crawl together and then return to buckingham palace in gay cowboy attire and spew on the Queen.

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 02:51 AM

I think it's just another ruse. They're spreading false information like crazy until nobody takes them seriously anymore. Then they'll raid the world's ice-cream hoards and it will look perfectly like what you'd expect them to do, so nobody will object.

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 01:02 PM

Finally the double fudge ripple will be MINE! HWAHAHAHAHA!

Also, is it possible that this story is causally related to the illuminati helicopter museum bust? I bet that camera told them right where to find that guy.

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