This post has been edited by Otal Nimrodi: 10 September 2005 - 10:22 PM
''No, I am your father'' fun board. Make fun of the most famous line ever...
#47
Posted 14 September 2005 - 03:46 PM
L: He told me enough! He told me he had a mullet before he died!!!
V: Yes, that is true...but -
L: And he told me that he created C-3PO, which is really stupid...
V: Shut up for a moment!
L: and that when he was little, he liked to say "Yippeee!"
V: Oh hell with it. *walks away*
#48
Posted 14 September 2005 - 05:38 PM
Luke: Liar!
Vader: No really, I am your father.
Luke: So why did you kill Obi-wan, torture my friends, and slice off my hand?
Vader: No one ever said being a parent was easy.
Icey: Tell me about. Here is some advice, it takes patience, lots and lots of patience.
George Lucas: That gives me an idea. A Star Wars Special Edition of all of the films revolving around parenting.
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
George Lucas: And romance!
Everyone: Kill Him!
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
#49
Posted 17 September 2005 - 12:48 PM
Luke: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.
Vader: No. I am your father.
Luke: Noo way! Seriously?
Vader: Seriously. but now you have to die.
*chops off Luke's head*
Vader: Who's your daddy? (does strange dance)
*****
Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: Actually, he told me that he was the second most annoying character in the prequel trilogy.
Vader: What? No, I AM your father.
Luke: Really? You were once that kid who shouted, "Yippee!" and everyone in the theater looked at each other skeptically and said, "THIS is the young Darth Vader?"
Vader: Yes, that was me.
Luke: Wait, if you're the SECOND most annoying character, then who...
Jar Jar: Mesa back! Mesa in Star Wars Original Trilogy Extra Extra Special Jar Jar included DVDs! Aren't yousa happy?
Luke and Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
#50
Posted 19 September 2005 - 11:17 AM
#52
Posted 21 September 2005 - 09:45 AM
LUKE: "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!"
VADER: "No... I am your father."
LUKE: "But I'm like 5'9" and you're 6'7"! That's like an eleven inch height difference! And you probably outweigh me by like 50 lbs! If I was really your son, genetically and hereditarily speaking, I'd have to be at least 6-foot-even and a helluva lot stockier!"
VADER: "Well, you had a short mom, plus I used to be about six inches shorter and a lot scrawnier."
LUKE: "But still!"
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
#53
Posted 25 September 2005 - 08:22 AM
V: No, I am your father
L: How'd you know if I'm really your son?
V: By the Force.
L: I was thinking by the last name you're really a lame!!!
V: That was in the script, let's kill Lucas.
L: Yeah!
GL: Wait! I'm paying both of you!!!
*Luke kill Lucas*
V: That's my son!
#54
Posted 26 September 2005 - 07:08 PM
L: Nooooo
V: yes
L: no
V: yes
L: yes
V: no
L: hahahhaha
V: shit!
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#55
Posted 15 October 2005 - 01:57 PM
Luke: WHAT? I can't understand what you're saying.
Vader: No, Luke. I am your father.
Luke: WHAAAAT?
Vader: NO. LUKE. I. AM. YOUR. FATHER!
Luke: Huh?
Vader: jesus christ. forget it.
*Vader walks away*
Luke: What?
#56
Posted 30 November 2005 - 04:32 PM
#57
Posted 08 December 2005 - 01:01 AM
LUKE: he told me he was a good frined, a cunning warrior, and an excellent pilot when he met him, that he wanted me to have his lightsaber when i was old enough, and that ben took it upon himself to train him without yodas permission...
VADER: hmmm.... what movie was HE watching?
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#59
Posted 07 June 2006 - 07:39 PM
lookinbg back though i think Harvey Globetrotter was the king of this.
Vader: "You are so beautiful!"
Luke:"It's only because I'm so in love . . . "
Vader: "No, it's because I'm so in love with you."
Luke:"So love has blinded you?"
Vader: "Well, that's not exactly what I meant . . ."
Luke:"But it's probably true!"
They laugh.
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