28 7 Any plans?
#16
Posted 29 July 2008 - 09:10 AM
Yeah, what he said. Yahtzee's birthday is May 24th, not July 28th. If you had looked in the 7DAS thread above, you would have known for sure.
My Let's Play of I Wanna Be The Guy! Do you have the balls?
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The Queen's own English, base knave, dost thou speak it?
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The Queen's own English, base knave, dost thou speak it?
#17
Posted 29 July 2008 - 04:17 PM
QUOTE (Game Over @ Jul 29 2008, 12:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Try rape jokes. Like this one for example:
Mandy: Hi X, guess what happened to me yesterday.
X: Whta happened?
Mandy: I got ass raped.
X: ...WHAT?!?!?!?...
Mandy: I was reading my fav webcomic and suddenly, my boy friend and my brother stormed in and raped me.
X: Oh...MY GOD! Did you report this to the police?
Mandy: hmmmmmm [puts a finger on her jaw] Nnnnnnnope.
X: [shocked face - tears dropping - hug] I'm so sorry. It mus've been painful.
Mandy: No.
X: WHA?!
Mandy: Hahahahaha, I was jus joking ya silly. My boy and bro would never do that.
X: Oh. Thank Go--
Mandy: --but my dad would.
Here is a shorter version:
Mandy: Hey X. Have you ever been raped?
X: Um...no.
Mandy: I have. Its AWESOME!
X: ?
Though, gore jokes work better.
Mandy: I just saw a guy get run over by a truck.
X: Oh my God, Thats horrible.
Mandy: Yeah. His head was squashed like a water melon.
X: Oooh. Poor guy.
Mandy: Yeah...IT WAS FUCKING FUNNY! HAHAHAHAAAAA!
X: [Jaw drop - face palm]
There are lots of ways you can freak out your friends.
Mandy: Hi X, guess what happened to me yesterday.
X: Whta happened?
Mandy: I got ass raped.
X: ...WHAT?!?!?!?...
Mandy: I was reading my fav webcomic and suddenly, my boy friend and my brother stormed in and raped me.
X: Oh...MY GOD! Did you report this to the police?
Mandy: hmmmmmm [puts a finger on her jaw] Nnnnnnnope.
X: [shocked face - tears dropping - hug] I'm so sorry. It mus've been painful.
Mandy: No.
X: WHA?!
Mandy: Hahahahaha, I was jus joking ya silly. My boy and bro would never do that.
X: Oh. Thank Go--
Mandy: --but my dad would.
Here is a shorter version:
Mandy: Hey X. Have you ever been raped?
X: Um...no.
Mandy: I have. Its AWESOME!
X: ?
Though, gore jokes work better.
Mandy: I just saw a guy get run over by a truck.
X: Oh my God, Thats horrible.
Mandy: Yeah. His head was squashed like a water melon.
X: Oooh. Poor guy.
Mandy: Yeah...IT WAS FUCKING FUNNY! HAHAHAHAAAAA!
X: [Jaw drop - face palm]
There are lots of ways you can freak out your friends.
You're a major lulz-killer, aren't ya.
#20
Posted 30 July 2008 - 01:21 AM
QUOTE (ftr @ Jul 29 2008, 09:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
umm..it's not his birthday. it's a significant date in the chzo mythos canon.
Forget I mentioned it then.
Who the hell is X meant to be? I mean, not saying anything, but I don't know many guys, if any, that would say
QUOTE
[shocked face - tears dropping - hug]
But then I don't think anyone would take you seriously if you started with QUOTE
guess what happened to me yesterday
For King and Country
Chaotic Good
Chaotic Good
#21
Posted 30 July 2008 - 05:59 AM
Well, it's a little late to be telling you folks about it, but meh. I organized a little prank at work for while I was away in Adelaide.
At work we sell some computers. Second-hand store, and people like to buy computers. There's your business economy lesson for the day. So we have eight or so of them on display at any given time, turned on and constantly displaying 3 MONTH LAYBY, 20% DEPOSIT! as a marquee background. And considering it's MY job to make them say that....
On each computer I created a picture file, named it something random (rgz.png for example) and buried it in the System 32 folder. Then I edited each picture to something XDAS-related, and used the computer's calender/planner to automatically change the computer's screensaver to the picture I'd put in on the 28th. And then change back to the normal store screensaver on the 29th.
So for a whole day, instead of the normal Buy me! I'm cheap and I go down like a muff diver with hip dysplasia! crap, each computer was being freaky.
it hurts
CHZO
the Guide
287
protect him always
father
destroy him
not a man
demon
... each displayed on nine respective computer screens, in large, bright-red System font to look like the original XDAS font, on a black background.
In hindsight, I should have made it so they'd flicker between backgrounds. Oh well, something to do next year.
At work we sell some computers. Second-hand store, and people like to buy computers. There's your business economy lesson for the day. So we have eight or so of them on display at any given time, turned on and constantly displaying 3 MONTH LAYBY, 20% DEPOSIT! as a marquee background. And considering it's MY job to make them say that....
On each computer I created a picture file, named it something random (rgz.png for example) and buried it in the System 32 folder. Then I edited each picture to something XDAS-related, and used the computer's calender/planner to automatically change the computer's screensaver to the picture I'd put in on the 28th. And then change back to the normal store screensaver on the 29th.
So for a whole day, instead of the normal Buy me! I'm cheap and I go down like a muff diver with hip dysplasia! crap, each computer was being freaky.
it hurts
CHZO
the Guide
287
protect him always
father
destroy him
not a man
demon
... each displayed on nine respective computer screens, in large, bright-red System font to look like the original XDAS font, on a black background.
In hindsight, I should have made it so they'd flicker between backgrounds. Oh well, something to do next year.
I'm not pessimistic; I've just realised that the light at the end of the tunnel is an incoming train.
#22
Posted 30 July 2008 - 11:16 PM
QUOTE (Mandy Writes @ Jul 30 2008, 01:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Game Over: Sorry, that's a bit far for me. I'll take it as you just trying to be funny, so, moving on...
Battlefrank, what did you use to make that image, anyways? Just curious. It is nifty.
Battlefrank, what did you use to make that image, anyways? Just curious. It is nifty.
I used blender.
www.blender.org
#24
Posted 31 July 2008 - 12:37 AM
QUOTE (Battlefrank @ Jul 31 2008, 02:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I hope the contribution helps clear my reputation as a troll.
Gee, sorry for double post.
I'm used to forums that just add it into your post.
Gee, sorry for double post.
I'm used to forums that just add it into your post.
What reputation? Can someone please explain this to me?
As in, explain where he got this reputation.
This post has been edited by Patch: 31 July 2008 - 12:38 AM
For King and Country
Chaotic Good
Chaotic Good
#25
Posted 01 August 2008 - 05:20 PM
QUOTE (Battlefrank)
aww. don't feel gay, yahtzee! i almost died from ass-impaling once(ACCIENTAL) you see, one of the support beams from a desk fell out, and i sat on it. this move was completely fucking retarded for it went through my pants, through my underwear, and 10 inches up my ass. infact, it i hadn't reacted as quicklyi would have died by ass-impalization. so, i was traumatized.
in short, i almost was impaled far up the ass. and instead was impaled semi-far up the ass.
im not gay either.
in short, i almost was impaled far up the ass. and instead was impaled semi-far up the ass.
im not gay either.
If you wish to see more, then just look up the earlier posts.
#26
Posted 02 August 2008 - 02:56 PM
QUOTE (David-kyo @ Aug 1 2008, 06:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you wish to see more, then just look up the earlier posts.
you seem to like quoting me a lot.
#28
Posted 02 August 2008 - 05:32 PM
QUOTE (David-kyo @ Aug 2 2008, 06:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yes, it's kind of a car crash fascination.
Me and you are very alike, I ALSO SHOOT WEABOOS ON SIGHT. I AM TROLLING A FORUMS FULL OF THEM. I WILL RAPE THEM WITH FIRE.