Episode 1 Caption Competition Warning: large images.
#33
Posted 28 September 2005 - 11:09 AM
The Dark Lord of the Sith, ladies and gentlemen.
The Dark Lord o- OK, I'll stop now.
"Colonel, you better have a look at this radar."
"What is it, son?"
"I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant -"
"Dick!"
"Yes?"
"Take a look out of starboard."
"Oh my God, it looks like a huge -"
"Pecker!"
"Where?"
"Over there. A rare red-billed woodpecker!"
"What sort of bird is that? Oh goodness, it's not a bird, it's -"
"Privates! We have reports of an Unidentified Flying Object. It
has a long, smooth shaft, complete with -"
"Two balls! No strikes."
"What is that? It looks just like an enormous -"
"Johnson!"
"Yes, sir?"
"Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about
this."
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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?
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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.
- J m HofMarN on the Sand People
#34
Posted 28 September 2005 - 12:17 PM
QUOTE (Helena @ Sep 28 2005, 09:09 AM)
"Colonel, you better have a look at this radar."
"What is it, son?"
"I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant -"
"Dick!"
"Yes?"
"Take a look out of starboard."
"Oh my God, it looks like a huge -"
"Pecker!"
"Where?"
"Over there. A rare red-billed woodpecker!"
"What sort of bird is that? Oh goodness, it's not a bird, it's -"
"Privates! We have reports of an Unidentified Flying Object. It
has a long, smooth shaft, complete with -"
"Two balls! No strikes."
"What is that? It looks just like an enormous -"
"Johnson!"
"Yes, sir?"
"Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about
this."
BWAHAHAHAHA! Good one, Helena!
I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
#38
Posted 28 September 2005 - 06:24 PM
QUOTE (barend @ Sep 25 2005, 08:19 PM)
"mmmm... that's it baby, take it all off... work that tan..."
"...and that's why i think Tatooine should host the next Olympics."
"I now pronounce you 'man and wife'... that things a woman right?"
Bloody Brilliant!!!!
"Life is too important to be taken seriously."
#39
Posted 28 September 2005 - 06:37 PM
thanks...
C3P0: Now kid, remember to keep that friggen switch set to 'butch'... *spits* you set me to 'mincer' or 'fagbot' you little freak, and i'll turn your offspring against ya.
ya, little punk!
C3P0: Now kid, remember to keep that friggen switch set to 'butch'... *spits* you set me to 'mincer' or 'fagbot' you little freak, and i'll turn your offspring against ya.
ya, little punk!
This post has been edited by barend: 28 September 2005 - 06:37 PM
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#41
Posted 28 September 2005 - 10:19 PM
Audio Commentary in SithAvenger's DVD:
Lucas: As you can see, this is one of the most important plot points on the SW saga.
SithAvenger: WTF? Why?
Lucas: Well....let me see....hmmm.... as you can see, the ship's shiny.
*Sith uses the phone*
SithAvenger: Hi Jane! Can you come to Skywalker Ranch so you can help me with some stabbing?
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#42
Posted 29 September 2005 - 11:59 AM
DARTH MAUL: "And here we are!"
OBI-WAN: "We're the princes of the universe!"
DARTH MAUL: "Here we belong!"
OBI-WAN: "Fighting for survival!"
MAUL & OB: "We've come to be the rulers of your world!"
[Queen vocalizes in the background]
OBI-WAN: "Hello, my name is Obi-Wan Kenobi. You killed my surrogate father figure. Prepare to die."
Or...
OBI-WAN: "You killed my dad, you freaked out maniac!"
I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
#43
Posted 29 September 2005 - 05:58 PM
*FALLS OVER LAUGHING AT THE PRECEDING ENTRY!* HAAHAHAH! HOLY FREAKING SHIT!!!!
That's so funny it's not even right. Not even right.
Good job, my friend.
That's so funny it's not even right. Not even right.
Good job, my friend.
#44
Posted 29 September 2005 - 06:02 PM
The very humble beginnings of Darth Vader... the VERY humble beginnings of... *sigh* The very stupid and pathetic beginnings of Darth Vader.