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episode V captions again... a neatness thing

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Posted 27 September 2005 - 12:23 AM



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Posted 27 September 2005 - 05:24 AM



Lando's psychiatrist described his condition as 'urinal paranoia'
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Posted 27 September 2005 - 07:15 PM



Lando: "No Han, I don't think Leia knows about 'shrinkage'."
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Posted 27 September 2005 - 10:15 PM




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Posted 27 September 2005 - 10:18 PM




Leia: "Those Imperial bastards just took out my brass pole....."
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Posted 27 September 2005 - 10:28 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Sep 26 2005, 10:23 PM)


Vader: "oh crap... it's a clan meeting, and I'm the only black man!"
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Brilliant baredn man, brilliant! thumbsup.gif



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Posted 27 September 2005 - 10:31 PM



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Posted 27 September 2005 - 10:52 PM



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Posted 27 September 2005 - 11:12 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Sep 27 2005, 01:23 AM)


Vader: "oh crap... it's a clan meeting, and I'm the only black man!"



Brilliant Barend! Time for the comeback!



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Posted 28 September 2005 - 05:34 AM



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Posted 28 September 2005 - 10:12 AM

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 07:29 PM



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Posted 28 September 2005 - 10:03 PM





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Posted 28 September 2005 - 10:08 PM

QUOTE (Darth Player @ Sep 28 2005, 11:03 PM)
Luke: "It was just a PAPER CUT, guys!!!"


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Posted 28 September 2005 - 10:10 PM




Vader: "Y'all come back now real soon, ya hear?"
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