Do you honestly believe that Sime could defect from your organization alone? Larger powers are at work and its always the one you least suspect... except when it isn't... but that isn't the case in this regard.
Purges to begin immediately
#16
Posted 27 June 2008 - 12:15 AM
Do you honestly believe that Sime could defect from your organization alone? Larger powers are at work and its always the one you least suspect... except when it isn't... but that isn't the case in this regard.
-Jimmy McTavern, 1938.
#17
Posted 27 June 2008 - 12:29 PM
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#19
Posted 28 June 2008 - 02:49 AM
Also, Slade is no longer in charge of assassinating you, I have demoted him for his failures to the rank of cleaning lady.
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#20
Posted 06 July 2008 - 02:41 PM
Also, Slade is no longer in charge of assassinating you, I have demoted him for his failures to the rank of cleaning lady.
I presume you have cut off his penis as well?
-Jimmy McTavern, 1938.
#21
Posted 08 July 2008 - 01:30 PM
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"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
#22
Posted 09 July 2008 - 01:25 AM
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#23
Posted 09 July 2008 - 05:38 PM
I will target the target, and then the target will be targeted and I will be the one targeting.
SIME, consider yourself targeted.
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
#24
Posted 09 July 2008 - 05:44 PM
-Jimmy McTavern, 1938.
#25
Posted 09 July 2008 - 05:58 PM
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
#26
Posted 11 July 2008 - 12:16 AM
RE: Your deleted post that said "ignore this" coupled with a silly image:
OK, will do.
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#27
Posted 11 July 2008 - 12:31 PM
RE: Your deleted post that said "ignore this" coupled with a silly image:
OK, will do.
This is why I use quotes.
-Jimmy McTavern, 1938.
#28
Posted 11 July 2008 - 09:49 PM
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#29
Posted 12 July 2008 - 12:29 PM
If I had written "ignore this" in the post then you did the exact opposite of ignoring it by deleting it.
-Jimmy McTavern, 1938.