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Posted 06 August 2006 - 01:06 PM

QUOTE (Jaded Wolf @ Aug 5 2006, 09:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

OBI-WAN: Why do I get the feeling you will be the death of me Anakin?
ANAKIN: Of you, Padme, Mace Windu, the franchise, my career... On the good side though George Lucas will be able to put his kids through college.
OBI-WAN: Why did I agree to this???

or
ANAKIN: I killed them Obi-Wan, I killed them all. Not just the men, but the women, the children, and the franchise too.
OBI-WAN: It's okay. George will correct all with CGI.

Posted 06 August 2006 - 07:36 PM

QUOTE (Lord Aquaman @ Aug 5 2006, 10:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

PADME: "This one time at band camp, I shoved this flute up my pussy-"
ANAKIN: "That's nothing! I knew a Jedi girl once who shoved a lightsaber up her pussy and lived to tell the tale!"
PADME: " "

That's disturbing and creepy.




OBI-WAN: Remember the time you told me about your mother and the sand-people?

ANAKIN: Yeah, that was some pretty hot sex.

OBI-WAN: . . .

Posted 06 August 2006 - 10:06 PM

QUOTE (Jaded Wolf @ Aug 5 2006, 09:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

OBI-WAN: Why do I get the feeling you will be the death of me Anakin?
ANAKIN: Of you, Padme, Mace Windu, the franchise, my career... On the good side though George Lucas will be able to put his kids through college.
OBI-WAN: Why did I agree to this???

Bwahahahahahaha


OBI-WAN: "A real Jedi keeps his light saber UP, Anakin. UP."
ANAKIN: "Why do you have to criticize everything I do?! You're holding me- oh forget it."
OBI-WAN: "Wuss."

Posted 07 August 2006 - 11:44 AM

ANAKIN: I sent a Force-fart your way! ahahehehahhaplllllllla! haha!

PADME: You're so immature.

Posted 07 August 2006 - 10:22 PM

ANAKIN: "Can you get me Keira Knightley's autograph? Please? Pretty please?"
PADME:

Posted 08 August 2006 - 12:31 AM

Good one!



ANAKIN: Did you like what was in that cup?

PADME: Yeah. What was it?

ANAKIN: My piss. I pissed in it while you were looking away!

PADME: Oh my God...

Posted 08 August 2006 - 01:14 PM

ANAKIN: "Nice tan lines."

Posted 08 August 2006 - 01:34 PM

Usually the ones I am most proud of, you don't compliment me on. Aquaman. Mermaid-Man. LOL!



ANAKIN: Obi-Wan said you had a hairy bush!

PADME: Excuse me?

ANAKIN: I'm just joking, he never said that.

Posted 09 August 2006 - 10:18 AM

QUOTE (StarWarsIsUs @ Aug 8 2006, 11:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Usually the ones I am most proud of, you don't compliment me on. Aquaman. Mermaid-Man. LOL!



ANAKIN: Obi-Wan said you had a hairy bush!

PADME: Excuse me?

ANAKIN: I'm just joking, he never said that.

Hahahahaha. Now that's funny.


NATALIE: "Personally I think SR was better than Pirates 2-"
HAYDEN: "Get away from me."

Posted 09 August 2006 - 05:21 PM

LMAO!



PADME: Well, his name was Greedo. And it was during a young politician meeting on Tatooine...

ANAKIN: You freak!

PADME: You asked me when my first time was, and I told you! I don't want to hear any shit!

Posted 09 August 2006 - 08:45 PM

QUOTE (StarWarsIsUs @ Aug 9 2006, 03:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

LMAO!



PADME: Well, his name was Greedo. And it was during a young politician meeting on Tatooine...

ANAKIN: You freak!

PADME: You asked me when my first time was, and I told you! I don't want to hear any shit!

Ahahahahahahahahaha
Now that's funny.


ANAKIN: "Whaddaya mean there are no blonde Jews?"

Posted 10 August 2006 - 02:05 PM

^ LOL!



ANAKIN: The ants... I killed them all. And not just the men. But the women, and the children, too. Their insects, so I slaughtered them like insects!

PADME: That's nice.

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Posted 10 August 2006 - 04:58 PM

QUOTE (StarWarsIsUs @ Aug 10 2006, 12:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

^ LOL!



ANAKIN: The ants... I killed them all. And not just the men. But the women, and the children, too. Their insects, so I slaughtered them like insects!

PADME: That's nice.

Ha. Anakin should beware the wrath of Ant-Man.


ANAKIN: "So do you like bad boys?"
PADME: "Bad in what sense?"
ANAKIN: "Oh you know - whiny, arrogant, arrested development adolescent with psychotic, mass murdering rage tendencies, the usual."
PADME: "In that case, yeah, they turn me on."
ANAKIN: "I'm your man then baby."
PADME: "Don't you mean my boy?"
ANAKIN: "Shut up."

Posted 10 August 2006 - 05:48 PM

Heheh. That was good.



OBI-WAN: Where's Dooku?

DOOKU: I'm on the John. Be out in a second.

Posted 11 August 2006 - 12:52 PM

QUOTE (StarWarsIsUs @ Aug 10 2006, 03:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Heheh. That was good.



OBI-WAN: Where's Dooku?

DOOKU: I'm on the John. Be out in a second.

Good thing Dooku ain't on candid camera


ANAKIN: "I don't think we should see each other anymore."
PADME: "Why? What's wrong?"
ANAKIN: "I need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale. It cannot be corrected, but I have no other way to fulfill my needs."