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«SithAvenger - One name. One legend.»- I actually think this is a smart slogan.
«SithAvenger can do.»- Yeah, I promise I can do!
«SithAvenger - now!»-Later, dude.
«SithAvenger, love it or leave it.».Why is everybody leaving the forum?
«SithAvenger, your family will love you.»-I guess my family already loves me.
«Heal the world with SithAvenger.»-I'm supposed to conquer the world, not heal it!
«Start the day with SithAvenger.»-What happens if you live in Australia?
«Jesus loves the pope.»-Shit! I didn't know this!
«Stay cool with The Pope.»-You know, he's a gangsta.
«Think. Feel. The Pope.»-Are we going to feel the pope?
«The The Pope universe.»-Cool. I want to see the the pope universe.
Sloganizer Is it a bird? Is it a game? No!
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SithAvenger 
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 07:47 PM
Sorry, you won't be seeing a smartass sig here. Try with the next poster.
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Slade
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 08:42 PM
Could it be there is someone more narcisistic than Barend here?
This space for rent. Inquire within.
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Icey
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 08:48 PM
Barend isn't narcisistic, it's all a ruse to hide his self loathing. And it's totally adorable. 
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Otal Nimrodi
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 06:51 AM
«Are you ready for foxes?» Here they come, RUN FOR IT!
«Foxes... whatever you want.» Providing it doesn't require opposable thumbs
«I want foxes and I want [them] now.» Note, I edited this for grammar. Anyway, foxes can be an annoyance. A very cute annoyance, but an annoyance nonetheless.
«foxes for me!» There's a kid at my school who talks like that... Oh My GOD! HE'S CONTAGIOUS!
«Foxes... whatever you want.» Providing it doesn't require opposable thumbs
«I want foxes and I want [them] now.» Note, I edited this for grammar. Anyway, foxes can be an annoyance. A very cute annoyance, but an annoyance nonetheless.
«foxes for me!» There's a kid at my school who talks like that... Oh My GOD! HE'S CONTAGIOUS!
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Chyld
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 08:31 AM
If anyones offended by the concept of Fannyflaps, you might want to avoid this somewhat...
«Fannyflaps for your health.» Speaks for itself, really
«Make yourself at home with Fannyflaps.» The missus wouldn't be happy about that... if there was a missus.
And on the eighth day, god created Fannyflaps.» Eve must have been a bit concerned for a couple of days then.
«The Fannyflaps look.» Must... not... make... comment...
«You wouldn't want to miss Fannyflaps.» You're telling me!
«Nothing to worry about with Fannyflaps.» See how fun this game is? Although in this case, yeast might disagree (I'm very sorry)
«I quit smoking with Fannyflaps.» Although in my case, its more the other way around
«I wish i was a Fannyflaps.» I think I'll finish there, shall I?
«Fannyflaps for your health.» Speaks for itself, really
«Make yourself at home with Fannyflaps.» The missus wouldn't be happy about that... if there was a missus.
And on the eighth day, god created Fannyflaps.» Eve must have been a bit concerned for a couple of days then.
«The Fannyflaps look.» Must... not... make... comment...
«You wouldn't want to miss Fannyflaps.» You're telling me!
«Nothing to worry about with Fannyflaps.» See how fun this game is? Although in this case, yeast might disagree (I'm very sorry)
«I quit smoking with Fannyflaps.» Although in my case, its more the other way around
«I wish i was a Fannyflaps.» I think I'll finish there, shall I?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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StantheGarbageMan
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Posted 27 October 2005 - 09:38 AM
«Do it with StantheGarbageMan.» Sounds kinky.
«Shit - now!» Damn, that's real suptle...
«I can't believe it's Vomit.» And I can't beleive I got this.
«Go farther with Wood.» Sounds like a Viagra slogan.
«Shit - now!» Damn, that's real suptle...
«I can't believe it's Vomit.» And I can't beleive I got this.
«Go farther with Wood.» Sounds like a Viagra slogan.
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StantheGarbageMan
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Posted 27 October 2005 - 01:45 PM
«Free zombies.»
«zombies. The power on your side.»
«Once zombies, always zombies.»
«zombies moments.»
«The original zombies.»
«zombies, the freshmaker!»
«zombies is the only way to be happy.»
«Life's beautiful with zombies.»
«See the world with zombies.»
«3... 2... 1... zombies.»
«zombies forever.»
«Every kiss begins with zombies.»
«zombies. The power on your side.»
«Once zombies, always zombies.»
«zombies moments.»
«The original zombies.»
«zombies, the freshmaker!»
«zombies is the only way to be happy.»
«Life's beautiful with zombies.»
«See the world with zombies.»
«3... 2... 1... zombies.»
«zombies forever.»
«Every kiss begins with zombies.»
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banned
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Posted 27 October 2005 - 01:50 PM
QUOTE (Slade @ Oct 25 2005, 07:28 PM)
It's uh... spelled "porn" there, chief...
you have obviously never talked on the internet...
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Otal Nimrodi
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Posted 27 October 2005 - 02:36 PM
Well, it was also Homocide.
«I can't believe it's God.» Oh my god, it's really Him!
«The Power of God.» Is no match for the power of SUPERMAN!
«God - One name. One legend.» Actually, there are quite a few of them.
«I can't believe it's God.» Oh my god, it's really Him!
«The Power of God.» Is no match for the power of SUPERMAN!
«God - One name. One legend.» Actually, there are quite a few of them.
This post has been edited by Otal Nimrodi: 27 October 2005 - 02:40 PM
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Slade
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Posted 27 October 2005 - 06:59 PM
QUOTE (banned @ Oct 27 2005, 02:50 PM)
you have obviously never talked on the internet...
Oh no, I have. I just don't see the point of speaking in code.
<<Slade. Proudly not pwning n00bs since 1995.>>
This space for rent. Inquire within.
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StantheGarbageMan
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Posted 27 October 2005 - 07:18 PM
«I want penis and I want it now.» #24 on 'Phrases that stop conversation instantly".
«One goal, one passion - flying spaghettimonster.» Truer words have never been spoken.
«Potatoes - The Revolution.» Against what? The potato blight?
«Unsightly backhair is better than chocolate.» Somehow I doupt that...
«I'd do anything for yak milk.» Would you kill a man?
«Oh my gods, it's a Josef Stalin.» Apparently communist revolutionists come in 6-packs now.
«Kick ass with tacos!» If that was true, I'd be fuckin' Rambo.
«Don't play with fire, play with balls.» No comment.
«The secret of Foamy.» Wasn't Hedi Klume in that movie?
«You can't stop Burning Children.» He's right.
«Super Toast is good for you.» He's right.
«Zed the Christmas Zombie, better than sex.» He's right.
«There's a bit of StantheGarbageMan in all of us.» He's right.
«I love Saddam Hussain.» He's ri- no, wait...
«The queen buys Wonderbra.» That would explain her full, sexy bust.
«orphans for you!» Finally, something I WANT for Christmas!
«Who wouldn't fight for Psychic Mexicans?» Yeah! More power to Psychic Mexicans!
«Where the hell is Premartial sex?» ON MY COCK!
«The magic of Premartial sex.» Sparkly.
«Think Premartial sex.» Can do!
«I'm out of ideas, it's as simple as that!» My thoughts exactly.
«One goal, one passion - flying spaghettimonster.» Truer words have never been spoken.
«Potatoes - The Revolution.» Against what? The potato blight?
«Unsightly backhair is better than chocolate.» Somehow I doupt that...
«I'd do anything for yak milk.» Would you kill a man?
«Oh my gods, it's a Josef Stalin.» Apparently communist revolutionists come in 6-packs now.
«Kick ass with tacos!» If that was true, I'd be fuckin' Rambo.
«Don't play with fire, play with balls.» No comment.
«The secret of Foamy.» Wasn't Hedi Klume in that movie?
«You can't stop Burning Children.» He's right.
«Super Toast is good for you.» He's right.
«Zed the Christmas Zombie, better than sex.» He's right.
«There's a bit of StantheGarbageMan in all of us.» He's right.
«I love Saddam Hussain.» He's ri- no, wait...
«The queen buys Wonderbra.» That would explain her full, sexy bust.
«orphans for you!» Finally, something I WANT for Christmas!
«Who wouldn't fight for Psychic Mexicans?» Yeah! More power to Psychic Mexicans!
«Where the hell is Premartial sex?» ON MY COCK!
«The magic of Premartial sex.» Sparkly.
«Think Premartial sex.» Can do!
«I'm out of ideas, it's as simple as that!» My thoughts exactly.
This post has been edited by StantheGarbageMan: 27 October 2005 - 07:29 PM
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Zatoichi
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Posted 28 October 2005 - 12:16 PM
Stan, I'm crying from the pain of laughing so hard.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
#43
floppydisk
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Posted 28 October 2005 - 03:08 PM
Really excellent stuff, Stan.
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
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StantheGarbageMan
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Posted 28 October 2005 - 04:42 PM
You won't beleive that all of those were the first things that came up.
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EwokHunter
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Posted 29 October 2005 - 03:44 PM
«Jesus. Who Cares?» Poor Jesus
«World's finest Burp»
«The original fuck.» Which is?
«pr0n, created by nature.» Hilarous. Funny!!! Haha!
«World's finest Burp»
«The original fuck.» Which is?
«pr0n, created by nature.» Hilarous. Funny!!! Haha!