GENITAL SHAVING AWARENESS DAY A new campaign by Jelly Pufflemur
#1
Posted 20 September 2006 - 09:13 PM
*less stuff for things to cling to down there
*no more embarassing pubes to fall into your food or that of a friend
*helps to prevent the condition known as sweaty balls
*prevents your partner from getting hair in their mouth when performing various sex acts
*your partner will know that you take their pleasure into consideration
*whoever said you had to be the one to do it? wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more.
Genital shaving is safe, and not nics and cuts are no more painful than when shaving your face. It consumes about the same amount of time, but you and your girlfriend or homosexual life partner will be rewarded with hours of hair-free, care free fun!
For more information, ... fuck, I don't know, your girlfriend or homosexual life partner will probably know a lot more about it than you assuming you're the man in the relationship. And if you're not than isn't it time you talked to your male or female counterpart about shaving their crotch?
So, the next time you buy a razor, consider shaving your crotch. It's an investment... in the future!
I'm J. M. Hoffman, and this has been a Jelly Pufflemur public service announcement.
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#2
Posted 20 September 2006 - 09:20 PM
#3
Posted 20 September 2006 - 10:15 PM
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#4
Posted 21 September 2006 - 02:57 AM
*it makes your wang look bigger.
And with that, good morning.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#5
Posted 21 September 2006 - 05:30 AM
Would you tell me exactly how can that happen ACCIDENTALLY?
#6
Posted 21 September 2006 - 11:57 AM
I hated body hair. I still hate body hair. Hence, I do something about it, every shower.
I recomend shaving down there to all the people that want to reduce smell, ugliness, and sweat accumulation. Buy a second stick of deodorant and keep necessary areas smelling, looking, and feeling clean, all day long.
I am Yukai Ondori, and I wholeheartedly approve this message.
P.S. I do not cut/shave the hair on my head, so my avatar does kind of resemble me. I just have more of a build.
#7
Posted 21 September 2006 - 12:00 PM
Sorry, couldn't resist.
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#9
Posted 21 September 2006 - 01:17 PM
However, its not entirely safe as J m would have you believe. I am constantly getting nicks and cuts every time I venture down that way with a razor. And in order to keep from getting wicked razor burn I have to use a new razor every time. Razors are expensive, but its still a good investment.
I also have to agree with Yukai, body hair is pointless and should be removed at all costs. One of my x’s used to shave her arms so I figured I’d give it a shot. Now I really notice arm hair on girls and it just seems really weird and out of place to me.
I say full body waxes all around, guys and girls. Male genitalia looks much less intimidating without all that fur.
#10
Posted 21 September 2006 - 01:47 PM
Hmm, I guess evolution did not end with those growing thumbs, after all.
#11
Posted 21 September 2006 - 02:28 PM
However, it's not at all pointless. It keeps our bodies warm when our fragile pink flesh would otherwise be completely exposed to the elements. And as Abbey says, you do run the risk of razor burn and nicking yourself in quite sensitive areas. But it's worth the minor irritation that that produces, and nobody can tell if you stick little bits of toilet paper down there to help the cuts stop bleeding. Well, for the most part.
#12
Posted 21 September 2006 - 06:01 PM
(Once again, make a line, ladies... )
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#13
Posted 21 September 2006 - 06:48 PM
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#14
Posted 21 September 2006 - 07:49 PM
This post has been edited by Jordan: 21 September 2006 - 07:50 PM
#15
Posted 22 September 2006 - 10:22 AM
This chick I used to know supposedly put nair on some guy’s head as a senior prank or something and his hair never grew back. But who knows if that’s true. I also heard somebody tired to nair their pubes and something about that area being so porous, I guess it burned like hell. I still think about trying it, but I guess I'm scrd.
Meh.