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10 000 POSTS!!! compare your postcounts to mine and then kill yourselves!

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Posted 17 July 2006 - 11:29 PM

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Posted 18 July 2006 - 08:41 AM

Very subtle there...both Barend and JM tongue.gif
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Posted 18 July 2006 - 06:47 PM

10 000 posts...


it really screws with the search though my posts feature....

QUOTE (Heccubus @ Jul 17 2006, 03:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I remember when I was the unbeatable #1 poster.

And then I, like...you know....went outside. Got a girlfriend. You know....that kind of thing. wink.gif


so that's where they store girlfriends... outside, you say? hmmmm... i shall have to investigate this outside....

of course all the really cute girls worth having come post here, but that's enough random complementry spontaneity for onme day... tongue.gif
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Posted 18 July 2006 - 07:33 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Jul 18 2006, 06:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
10 000 posts...
it really screws with the search though my posts feature....
so that's where they store girlfriends... outside, you say? hmmmm... i shall have to investigate this outside....

of course all the really cute girls worth having come post here, but that's enough random complementry spontaneity for onme day... tongue.gif


I have observed the girls and boys outside of my place, most of girls only seem like men for their wallets. I was asked a lot of questions about my wallet by many groups of people on buses a long time ago. All I said indirectly was that if I had a wallet I wouldn't be on the same bus as them.

The boys hang round with them most of the time at first and behave like protective covers as if they were holding expensive decorations. Then they break their protective covers and the next thing I see are prams when they visit their manfriends who are sitting on the walls of a corner shop for most of the day. I think they maybe slaves to them. The men are like filters whilst the ladies are like water waiting to be filtered beneath. "Filtered out of money then filtered as slaves."

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Posted 20 July 2006 - 08:07 AM

the phrase:

The men are like filters whilst the ladies are like water waiting to be filtered beneath. "Filtered out of money then filtered as slaves."


would make an excellent chorus to a song
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Posted 20 July 2006 - 09:49 AM

You have given me an idea. I just need to make my own sound samples to it.

To add:

I am fed up of your romance...
Theyyy give me so much problem...
I am sick of all your money...
Theyyy maybe so much funny...

There was a trance inside the house.
And I never got a chance to chase the mouse.
But I did of what they said to do right now.
And that is what they do to maid bright cows!

How much more did they want from you too?
Now did they expect to move so much more?
Low did they went down the hills
Cows much more they were too...

To to be slaughtered that way
By Farmers on their way
All for their meat.
It was quite scene too...

Due to money problems all due to the lady spending all of it and barely no grass left on the land, the lady poisons the rats to make cow feed and the man feeds them to the cows without knowing at first. The cows get slaughtered and so will the people who eat it.

The lady spends out all his the money: No money left , no grass left. She poisons his assets, no assests left. A hint is that she is going to get put down and slaughtered too.

Does this sound okay?


I don't know where this could fit.

The men are like filters whilst the ladies are like water waiting to be filtered beneath. "Filtered out of money then filtered as slaves."


May take me a while to think.

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Posted 21 July 2006 - 09:17 AM

It just needs a good bass beat. Do cha, do do cha, do cha, do do do cha!

However, you're misusing the adjective "much" a few times. You would say "many problems", not "much problem", and "much" shouldn't be used in conjunction with "funny". You need an adverb like "very" because an adverb needs to describe an adjective like "funny."

Ok, that's enough of an English lesson for today from me. tongue.gif
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Posted 21 July 2006 - 10:46 AM

barend, damn you, You have 10000 posts and I can even reach 1000 posts! Grrr!
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Posted 21 July 2006 - 11:01 AM

The words sounded in rhythm for me to use to the pattern I was thinking about.
I'll have to rethink about that.

I am fed up of your romance...
Theyyy give me so much problems...
I am sick of all your money...
Theyyy maybe very funny...

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Posted 23 July 2006 - 08:48 PM

are "theyyy" from kashyyyk?
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Posted 23 July 2006 - 10:51 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Jul 17 2006, 02:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
01. barend 10000
02. Slade 6072
03. SimeSublime 5764
04. floppydisk 5163
05. J m HofMarN 4757
06. Chyld 4576
07. Jane Sherwood 4323
08. Otal Nimrodi 4233
09. Heccubus 3900
10. Despondent 3859


...you know what they say about guys who have a lot of posts?

They are trying to compansate for something. rolleyes.gif
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Posted 23 July 2006 - 10:56 PM

that something is the inability to find a pair of pants that can hold my gigantic trouser laviathon!!!
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Posted 23 July 2006 - 11:06 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Jul 23 2006, 07:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
that something is the inability to find a pair of pants that can hold my gigantic trouser laviathon!!!



...you know what they say about guys who talk like that?

They are trying to compansate for something. rolleyes.gif
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Posted 24 July 2006 - 12:48 AM

they say that, because they are overcompensating for one or more of their following equipment issues;

1. too small
2. disfuntion
3. lack of finese
3. inverted

having said that...

to claim largness in inches is compensation, i think claiming 40-50 yards is safely to be considered humour.
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Posted 24 July 2006 - 11:21 AM

You know what they say about guys who say "you know what they say..."?

Yeah, me either.
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