[Nostaw]

Victim 1: The Webmaster

1. There was a man on the reign of Technology, and the man had a website, and the man was the Webmaster.

2. The Webmaster made a game, and the name of the game was "The Stranger". And the King played the game and the King said: "The game is scary".

3. One year later, the Webmaster made another game. And the Webmaster said: "This game is the sequel to the first game. And in this game the story is over." And the Webmaster called the second game "The Skeptic".

4. The King played the second game, and the King said: "This game is gory".

5. Several years later, the Webmaster made another game, and the Webmaster said: "No, the story wont be over now. This is the true sequel to The Stranger". And the Webmaster called the third game "The Notes".

6. The King played the third game, and the King saud: "This game is insane".

7. As the time passed, the Webmaster did not finish any other game. And the King Said :" I will not wait another year for the sequel, for I am too anxious for the sequel". And the King threw the Webmaster down, for he took too long to finish the sequel. And the Webmaster knew the name of the King, the hands of the King and the bullets of the King.

Book of Nostaw, chapter 1: the Webmaster

This post has been edited by Nostaw: 29 August 2006 - 08:17 AM

[David-kyo]

Threatening him won't get you anywhere, you just have to be patient!

[Zewb]

Plus, if you really want to scare him, just go to Brisbane, kidnap him, strap him to a chair in the basement, and force him to watch Mind of Mencia until he gives in to the torture and makes a new game.

[David-kyo]

Actually, this suspiciously long lack of updates tells me that he might just be busy working on something. That, or he might have been kidnapped by the Russians.

...

I guess he's busy working on something.

[Nostaw]

I guess he's busy working on something.

Did you see? The Book of Nostaw can really change someone's mind.

[Zewb]

It can't be. I must have scared him stiff with my Mind of Mencia threat. I can't blame him, that show is like Vogon poetry.

[David-kyo]

Nothing like that, he's just sick of having to do updates for us at the moment.
Well, every genius needs a rest now and then, I guess.

[Nostaw]

That, or he might have been kidnapped by the Russians.

Maybe youre right. Or maybe the Adventure Game System Non-Playable Character Rights Association busted him for non-playable character genocide.

[AdamM]

What? He lives in Brisbane? He has shunned this country? That's not ripper or bonzer in any sense of the words.

[Nostaw]

Sorry for my ignorance, but where is Brisbane? I was considering Zewb's idea...

[SimeSublime]

Brisbane is the capital city of the state of Queensland, located in the north east of Australia.

[Stalky]

Blimey, some people are still talking about Trilby's Notes?

[AdamM]

Yeah. If only Yahtzee wasn't so good at writing compelling stories, eh?

Aha, found it. In the first excerpt from the Book of Chzo that Trilby finds, it says that JD's Soul was put with the Prince's in the wood of the Tree, and his Body and Mind were put into the House of the Father. Or Something Like That. So either Lenkmann talks bullshit, and Trilby really did destroy the mind when the manor burnt down, or the mind is missing.

[David-kyo]

It must be in that rocking chair that was salvaged from the house, heh heh.

[Nostaw]

Im tired of this because its obvious now. Where is JD's mind? IN TRILBY'S HEAD! That explains his nightmares, that explains some of the hallucinations and, most important, that explains why no one that touched the idol got possessed. His mind must have entered Trilby's head because he was the last one to leave the burning house.

So, what happens next? Well, somehow Trilby will touch the idol again. He is the only one who can get possessed. When this happen, the mind and the soul of JD will join together and everyone will live happy forever. Well, thats my guess.