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Posted 28 October 2005 - 06:46 AM


DARTH MAUL: "Hey Qui, sorry about the whole killing you thing in Episode I."
QUI-GON: "Ah, think nothin' of it Darth ol' buddy. Best thing that ever happened to me. I owe you one. Hey, ya wanna knock back a couple of Bud Lites?"
I am the Fisher King.

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
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Posted 29 October 2005 - 12:54 AM



Goin' down to Tatooine, gonna have myself a time.
SecretShadow (SuperShadow's main adversary)

Endor Holocaust
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Posted 29 October 2005 - 11:14 AM


JAR JAR: "Me-sa owwwwww!"
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Posted 01 November 2005 - 06:26 PM

Darth Maul: Yoda said in order to complete my journey to the light side, I must defeat this idiot!

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Posted 01 November 2005 - 07:21 PM


LEGO QUI-GON: "Back off, you androgynous daffy duck robot! I've got a genuinely flashy light saber toy here and I'm not afraid to use it!"
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Posted 03 March 2006 - 09:02 AM


"You killed Kenny!"
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Posted 14 March 2006 - 05:50 PM


Yoda: "Hmmm, one of my speeches, interupt again, live to be 30, you will not! ...hmmmmph?"




Anakin: "I said, a big round space station that can blow up planets... tell me you think that isn't cool! huh?"

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Posted 15 March 2006 - 12:40 PM


Yoda:"Replace me with CGI, will they? Then open up a six pack of whoop ass on them, I must."

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Posted 21 March 2006 - 08:26 PM


Anakin: What do you mean there was no father? Didn't you ever get curious... maybe some DNA
tests to make sure, or drug tests for Rohipnol? Nothing?!? How could you not know?!?

Shmi: I don't know... It just never seemed that important.
Anakin: Then Why even bring it up?
Shmi: Eh... I just figured it would make you feel special.
Anakin: Chosen one 'special' or school for the challenged 'special'?
Shmi: A little of both, Annie... a little of both.
Anakin: See, this is what i'm talking about... if i had a dad he wouldn't let you call me 'Annie'
Shmi: He wouldn't have let me put you in a dress for the first eight years of your life, either.
Anakin: Jesus Christ, no wonder the other kids make fun of me...
Shmi: what? you don't remember that?
Anakin: NO! maybe i repressed it, Miss. There-was-no-father!!!
Shmi: touche'

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Posted 22 March 2006 - 11:04 AM

QUOTE (barend @ Mar 21 2006, 06:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Anakin: What do you mean there was no father? Didn't you ever get curious... maybe some DNA
tests to make sure, or drug tests for Rohipnol? Nothing?!? How could you not know?!?

Shmi: I don't know... It just never seemed that important.
Anakin: Then Why even bring it up?
Shmi: Eh... I just figured it would make you feel special.
Anakin: Chosen one 'special' or school for the challenged 'special'?
Shmi: A little of both, Annie... a little of both.
Anakin: See, this is what i'm talking about... if i had a dad he wouldn't let you call me 'Annie'
Shmi: He wouldn't have let me put you in a dress for the first eight years of your life, either.
Anakin: Jesus Christ, no wonder the other kids make fun of me...
Shmi: what? you don't remember that?
Anakin: NO! maybe i repressed it, Miss. There-was-no-father!!!
Shmi: touche'

Hahahahahahahahaha


SHMI: "Annie... I have AIDS."
ANAKIN: "WTF?!"
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Posted 23 March 2006 - 03:03 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Mar 21 2006, 08:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Anakin: What do you mean there was no father? Didn't you ever get curious... maybe some DNA
tests to make sure, or drug tests for Rohipnol? Nothing?!? How could you not know?!?

Shmi: I don't know... It just never seemed that important.
Anakin: Then Why even bring it up?
Shmi: Eh... I just figured it would make you feel special.
Anakin: Chosen one 'special' or school for the challenged 'special'?
Shmi: A little of both, Annie... a little of both.
Anakin: See, this is what i'm talking about... if i had a dad he wouldn't let you call me 'Annie'
Shmi: He wouldn't have let me put you in a dress for the first eight years of your life, either.
Anakin: Jesus Christ, no wonder the other kids make fun of me...
Shmi: what? you don't remember that?
Anakin: NO! maybe i repressed it, Miss. There-was-no-father!!!
Shmi: touche'


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Posted 23 March 2006 - 05:30 PM

thankyou...
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Posted 24 March 2006 - 02:08 PM


DARTH MAUL: "You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak, and you have to wear a mask!"


DARTH VADER: "You might be right." [bitch slaps Maul]
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Posted 18 May 2006 - 09:23 PM



Anakin: "Tell me more of this Scientology you speak of....."



Or

Rising up, back on the street, did my time, took my chances.......

Its the eye of the Tiger, the fear of the fight......

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Posted 18 May 2006 - 09:44 PM



Anakin: "How long do i have to balance on one foot like this."
Quigon: "Until you can feel the force flowing through you my young padawan..."
Anakin: "And this is how all Jedi training goes?"
Quigon: "Only for first generation padawans... say if you had a son... he would have to balance on his hand. For that is the way of the Jedi"

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