Episode 1 Caption Competition - Chefelf.com Night Life

For Barend:

Travelling in a fried-out combie,
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie.
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous,
She took me in and gave me breakfast.
And she said,

"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

Buying bread from a man in Brussels.
He was six-foot-four and full of muscles.
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich.
And he said,

"I come from a land down under.
Where beer does flow and men chunder.
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
Yeah,

Lyin' in a den in Bombay,
With a slack jaw, and not much to say.
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me,
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
And he said,

"Oh! Do you come from a land down under? (Oh yeah, yeah.)
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

(Repeat 4x:)
Living in a land down under,
Where women glow and men plunder.
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover.

Yoda: "if blink you must, then loose this competition you will."

Obi wan: "look Maul, i'm on my toes... I have the 'higher ground' advantage!!!"

and for Darth player...

"Disarm you with a smile
And cut you like you want me to
Cut that little child
Inside of me and such a part of you
Ooh, the years burn

I used to be a little boy
So old in my shoes
And what I choose is my choice
What’s a boy supposed to do?
The killer in me is the killer in you
My love
I send this smile over to you

Disarm you with a smile
And leave you like they left me here
To wither in denial
The bitterness of one who’s left alone
Ooh, the years burn
Ooh, the years burn, burn, burn

I used to be a little boy
So old in my shoes
And what I choose is my voice
What’s a boy supposed to do?
The killer in me is the killer in you
My love
I send this smile over to you

The killer in me is the killer in you
Send this smile over to you
The killer in me is the killer in you
Send this smile over to you
The killer in me is the killer in you
Send this smile over to you"

-disarm, SMASHING PUMPKINS.

(always though they should have used that song in the TPM preview.)