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Why the Databank is Pathetic Jabba's Palace

#1 georgelucas4greedo

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Posted 05 August 2005 - 02:11 PM

As if giving proper names to all the muppets in Jabba's Palace wasnt enough, someone in the vast galaxy of Star Wars nerdery thought it would be brillant to give a majority of them bios. Its so pathetic that someone is getting paid to tell us that Max Reebo likes food so much that he wants to be paid in turkey sandwiches instead of credits, much to the dismay of that little green turd that plays harmonica and the other band members. From the databank, we also learn that Droopy McCool is still roaming the desserts of Tatooine and Hermi Odle is still at large. My point is who gives a F***K!! Why is this going on, it has to stop, it really pisses me off!!

This post has been edited by georgelucas4greedo: 05 August 2005 - 02:21 PM

It seems like everyone is over the nitpicking. Too bad.

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Posted 05 August 2005 - 03:09 PM

You and me both buddy.

And I didnt know turkey's existed a long tme ago in a galaxy far far away.

They could at least call them nerf sandwiches (as in nerf herder...not the foam toys we all played with as kids

) or something...right?

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Posted 05 August 2005 - 03:23 PM

Droopy McCool?

#4 georgelucas4greedo

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Posted 05 August 2005 - 03:37 PM

QUOTE (Despondent @ Aug 5 2005, 03:23 PM)

Droopy McCool?

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Yes he didnt perish in the explosion!

It seems like everyone is over the nitpicking. Too bad.

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Posted 05 August 2005 - 05:00 PM

Yeah, this has been done to a retarded degree!! This "official" information then gets taken seriously and the EU writes these crappy stories about these characters and later Lucas contradicts them anyway! LOL!!!

Yeah... Droopy McCool.. damn, why didn't I think up that one when I needed a name!?

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Posted 13 August 2005 - 03:00 PM

QUOTE (Gomer-Piled @ Aug 5 2005, 06:00 PM)

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You are right dude.

And Lucas makes all those profiles so he can make more SW toys about unknown useless characters.

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Posted 03 September 2005 - 10:00 AM

I have seen the background of Jabba's palace, it costs like 30 bucks and it have all that unuseful character and you need to pay in other buy Jabba because Jabba isn't in Jabba's palace background

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Posted 04 September 2005 - 04:09 PM

QUOTE (Gomer-Piled @ Aug 5 2005, 05:00 PM)

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Well said; it's just simply pathetic. Instead of churning out all this rubbish about these minor characters we couldn't care less about, why can't more time be spent developing the main characters - such as Han Solo for example? He just didn't make sense in ROTJ compared to ANH and ESB