Lets be honest, apart from the people comparing accents in Amy's thread, this forum is deader than a dissected dodo's dick. So here's my plan.
From whoever can be arsed, I want a short (100-200 words or so, although I'm not counting) rant on something that pisses you off. Only a few rules though.
1.) It must at least be slightly funny. A chuckle from somewhere is all I need.
2.) It must include one of the following phrases:
"On my dick"
"(Of/Off) my tits" (choose one word from the brackets)
"silent ninja geese"
"designing the future of tomatoes"
3.) For bonus points, smuggle in as many song titles by one band as you can. Any band you like, I'll even allow gangsta rap, subject to Rule 1.
There. I'll even put some/the best/all of them on the site, and the one I like most will get about 53p and an odd sock. A fine prize, to be sure. So hop to work!
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The Ranting A forumy competition
#1
Posted 14 October 2005 - 09:55 AM
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#3
Posted 14 October 2005 - 10:09 AM
Long as you play by the rules, go mental. I mean, its not like anyones looked at the old site in 50 years, is it?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#4
Posted 20 October 2005 - 02:36 PM
I'm going to pin this, so that there's a 3% chance its noticed, as opposed to a 2.5%
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#6
Posted 21 October 2005 - 05:10 AM
Anyway, In My Life there are many things that drive me so crazy I can't wait to race home and get off my tit's drunk.
Yesterday for example, I was driving down The Long and Winding Road when this Bitch - let's call her Julia - cut right in front of me (Baby You Can Drive My Car I thought before dismissing the option) without as much as a Hello Goodbye.
"Hey Jude" I cried, for that is the Saint who I favour, "I'm So Tired, Something inside is going to snap even if I am without your favour, even if She Loves You more than I do."
Tommorow Never Knows what will tip me over the edge, and so I proceeded to calm myself and ... fuck it, Happiness Is A Warm Gun, I shot the bitch and drove merrily home, pausing to grin at the O'bloody O'blada mess I'd made.
Yesterday for example, I was driving down The Long and Winding Road when this Bitch - let's call her Julia - cut right in front of me (Baby You Can Drive My Car I thought before dismissing the option) without as much as a Hello Goodbye.
"Hey Jude" I cried, for that is the Saint who I favour, "I'm So Tired, Something inside is going to snap even if I am without your favour, even if She Loves You more than I do."
Tommorow Never Knows what will tip me over the edge, and so I proceeded to calm myself and ... fuck it, Happiness Is A Warm Gun, I shot the bitch and drove merrily home, pausing to grin at the O'bloody O'blada mess I'd made.
#7
Posted 21 October 2005 - 09:33 AM
Egads! Someone noticed! We'll give those penises a run for their money, that we will...
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#9
Posted 03 November 2005 - 12:01 PM
Closed due to seemingly global ranting apathy...
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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