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Posted 13 October 2005 - 08:34 PM

Meh, "no accent" is subjective. I sound like a cockney shoeshine and an Oxford toff had crazy monkey sex, knifed the child in the throat, and had it taught to speak by a mute, but I still think its normal.

And yes, I did exaggurate a bit there.
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Posted 13 October 2005 - 08:40 PM

*goes a little bit crazier trying to imagine what that sounds like*
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 14 October 2005 - 03:54 AM

I remember calling everyone a 'cunt' after I read Trainspotting, even when I spoke in Dutch I used the word.
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Posted 14 October 2005 - 10:40 AM

My English class has collectively begun speaking like Holden Caufield.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 19 October 2005 - 10:52 AM

Holden Caufield or Holden Caulfield?
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Posted 19 October 2005 - 03:58 PM

The one from The Catcher In The Rye. I have been carefully monitoring my speech and have caught myself just in time, but the rest of the class would seem to be a lost cause.

See, this is why I wanted to read David Copperfield instead. It's not a BAD thing to talk like David Copperfield.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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