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Steal the precious. What do you think?

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Posted 20 July 2005 - 06:46 AM

I go to Bizzaro world, and take it.

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Posted 20 July 2005 - 09:02 AM

You bring it back and I point out that you did the impossible and must thus disappear in a puff of logic. I take the ring and weld it into a boomerang and go hunting kangaroos with it.
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Posted 20 July 2005 - 09:10 AM

I put myself in the way of your boomerang and let it hit me. The boomerang pierces my head, therefore gainging ownership of the boomerang AND the precious. Then I die.
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Posted 20 July 2005 - 10:56 AM

I rob your grave for the precious. I pawn the boomerang on eBay fot £50.

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Posted 20 July 2005 - 07:28 PM

camping on ebay i aquire the precious for £50.01
and wait for delivery....

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Posted 20 July 2005 - 08:20 PM

I quickly acquire a job at the post office and intercept the ring before it reaches your house.

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Posted 21 July 2005 - 01:00 AM

i continue waiting for delivery...
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Posted 21 July 2005 - 08:40 PM

Ebay accidentaly delivers the ring to me...

For the record, here's the entire list of what has happened:

Blows to the groin: 1141
Unconcious SithAvengers: 5
Robo-killers unleashed: 1
Robo Killers destroyed: 1
Houses blown up: 1
smashed heads: 1
People stabbed: 1
Killer animals sicced: 4
Sanitary napkins used: 1
Hands bitten: 1
BFG shots fired: 1
Sith Avengers blown to bits: 2
Groins not touched: All
Times the Big-a-nator has been used: 1
Hamsters bought: 1,000,000,000
Minefeilds disarmed: 1
Number of peta activist pissed off: Who cares?
Pigs counted: 100 000 001
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# Pigs Slaugtered: 1
# of Breakfasts Enjoyed: 1
Eyes stabbed: 2
Ring replicas used: 100
Force Usage: 2
Fingers shredded: 10
Children kidnapped: However many GL has
Extortions: 2
New SW episodes that almost got made: 3
Number of times that a non violent approach has been used to get the precious: 1
Crazy Frogs Used: 1
Brains Mulched: 1
Neighbours annoyed: 12
Fingers Welded: 1
Earplugs used: 2
Hands severed: 1
Happy people: 6
times my electricity powers were used: 1
Rockets launched: 1
References from really old Daredevil comics: 1
Number of people fooled with fake rings: 1
# of hands ripped off: 2
# of people fooled by idiots that weren't paying attention to the story: 1
metaphysical anexures: 1
times rap group 'Onyx' has been quoted: 1
Times Barend has gone to the bathroom: 1
Poorly acted TV shows referenced: 1
Magic powers stolen and used: 1
Books opened: 2
Rings melted: 1
Crazy-ass-plans implimented: 1
Comic book characters referenced: 2
Movie cliches bogarted: 3
Disguises used: 1
Internal organs stolen: 1
Times been pretentious: 1
Unhappy people: 2
Trash rooted through - 5 cans
people eaten: 2
Attack hedgehogs bribed: 1
Simple solutions 3
Minds read: 1
Trips to Mars: 3
mutant beatings: 1
mutants torn from marshal bells chest: 1
interplanitary ambushes: 1
gravity gun usages: 2
planets nuked: 2
preciouses eaten: 1
Passing the Precious on: 2
Comic book characters referenced: 3
Trip mines used: 5
People blwon to bits: 5
groins nursed: 1
excavations 1:
Doom references: 1
Demons killed: 396
Space Ninjas used in ambush: 10
Nifty Shruikens utilised: 5
Secret Ninja Fortresses on the Moon: 1, plus guest suite
teeth swallowed: 6.5
BFG shots fired: 4
Accidents: 1
Extorsions: 4
Number of pants in my personal collection: 1
succesfull charisma rolls: 3
heads removed: 666
innocent victims set up: 1
Porcelin things blown up: 2
Hand grenades used: 1
Poorly acted TV shows referenced: 2
papercuts: 4
games ruined: 2
lava deaths: 1
Games saved: 2
Uranus jokes: 3
Graves robbed: 1
Items sold on eBay: 1
items purchased on ebay: 1
Postal-goings: 1

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Posted 21 July 2005 - 09:02 PM

i continue waiting for delivery...
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Posted 21 July 2005 - 11:06 PM

I nap the ring and go to Barend's house, bribing him to make sweet sweet love to Jennifer Connelly. Trick is, he's on the recieving end.

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Posted 21 July 2005 - 11:36 PM

i make love to jennifer connolly...

i've only been in love with her for nearly 20 years!!!


why are you at my place?
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Posted 22 July 2005 - 12:10 AM

She's going to be in a new movie!

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Posted 22 July 2005 - 08:10 AM

I sell the movie making bajillions.

I call it a Week in Barend.
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Posted 22 July 2005 - 09:32 AM

Hold on, hold on, hold on... Who has the stupid ring?
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Posted 22 July 2005 - 02:34 PM

Icey. Who I take it from.

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