I encourage evrybody to do the same on this forum as well..
Here we go:
Episode I TPM:
1. Freaking Naboo, what the hell, is Alderaan not good enough!
2. Those Asian son of a bitch Trade Federation idiots!
3. (In general) All the stupid bad guys in the PT! (Maul, his role was useless, Dooku, he had so many freaking ass names, and Greivous, HOLY SHIT, a let down by all means!)
4. JAR JAR ass-wipe BINKS, holy shit! No more comments on this subject...
5. GUNGANS IN GENERAL (Boss Nass, I'm talking to you!)
6. Little Anni (or should I call him Lord Vader! I can never tell when he's gonna crush my neck or be as cute as a button!)
7. QUI-GON! I love him, but hell, why put him in there, really?
8. Anni and Padme scenes ( ALL OF THEM!!)
9. C3-PO!!!!
10. THE DUMBASS JEDI COUNCIL ( really only in this movie do we say dumb-looking council members, in the other movies, they're just plain dumb! YADDLE DAMNIT!)
11. GUNGAN BATTLE ( did I already mention this?)
12. SPACE BATTLE (with cute little Lord Vader, the dark lord of the Sith)
13. OBI-APPRENTICE-WAN kills Maul, who in fact killed his more expirienced master!
14. The end scene...
Episode 2 AOTC:
1. Why the hell is there a body guard, and why does the ship blow up on the landing station!??
2. CG YODA, yes it came to this, now everything in the movie must be CG ( in the next movie it's Mace Windu, which explains all the stiffness!)
3. Can Count Dooku (or Darth Tyrannus, I can never tell...) Be the Bad-Guy in the movie.. The Jedi say no..but they're dumbasses, so...
4. THE WHOLE DUMB MYSTERY!!! You know it's Dooku before you walk into the theater damnit!!
5. Look, there's Lord Vader in PUBERTY, HOLY HELL he's turned into a bitch ass!! I hate you Obi-Wan, but you're like my father, and I'm horrible to watch on screen!
6. Jango Fett..( the worst Bounty Hunter ever, Fett decides I'm gonna hire another bounty hunter to do my own work and screw up for no reason because Lucas wrote the script and he's a jackass..)
7. THE OTHER BOUNTY HUNTER ( the damn changer-shit one!!)
8.SPEEDER CHASE
9.BAR SCENE!!
10. SCENE WHERE PADME IS LEFT WITH ANNAKIN ON HIS FIRST MISSION!! ( Great, I know where this is going...)
11. Little Jango ( or BOBA IS IT??) Lucas justs keeps on shitting ideas, doesn't he?
12. Little Jango in a ship
13. Little Jango flying in a ship with Papa Jango!
14. Count Dooku and his evil Asian Friends, who apparently have lost the accent due to speech classes with Dooku, have the little meeting with a group of stupid-looking minions!! HOLY SHIT BATMAN, its movie shit being made!!
15. The fact that Anakin's mother re-married, AND IS IN THIS MOVE!!!
16. ANAKIN'S EVIL, OH WAIT WE DON'T GET TO SEE VADER UNTIL LUCAS COUGHS UP ANOTHER ONE OF THESE, DAMN!!
17. C3-F@#KING-PO HOLY SHIT!!!
18. If I already didn't mention this, EVERY PADME-ANAKIN SCENE. there now I said it...
19. The scene where they're gonna be gobbled up by the CG!!! OH MY!!
20. The final Boss fight, I mean, The Darth Tyrannus ( or is it, Count Dooku) v. Obi-Wan and Anni.... As usual arm lossage count after this one= 1 arm!
21. YODA FIGHTING ( great Lucas!!! NO Yoda has turned from wise and noble, to Lucasfilm shit-load straight from the master of shit himself LUCAS!!! DAMN IT!!)
22. YODA FIGHTING
23. YODA STILL FU@#ING FIGHTING!!!
24. I'm calm... Jango Clones... Great one million Jangos(Bobas) Just what we need...
25. Last but not least, the fact that I gotta see probably another piece of shit like this...
Episode 3 ROTS:
(Reminder* This is probably the best of all three, so...)
1. PADME-ANNI Scenes..
2. I'm pregnant Anni, but I'm not showing, well not yet...
3. Anni still whines like a little bitch ( This is not fair!! (Pouty face..))
4. CHEW-FUC@ING-BACCA (Why Lucas, you asshole, must you insist on shit like this.......................?)
5. WOOKIES( only in this move, only in this scenerio, only Lucas could possibly fu@# this up, and he did, he really did..)
6. HOLY SHIT, GREIVOUS IS A TOTAL PUSSY/VERGING ON JAR JAR BINKS USELESS CHARACTER IN THIS MOVIE!!!!
7. Dooku dies within the first eight freaking minutes...
8. The whole turning of Anakin to the dark side, very.... BAD!
9. PADME DIES, WHY? OH BECAUSE SHE LOST THE WILL TO LIVE ( screw you Lucas!!!)
10. Must we really see inside Vader's mask.. Well if you insist...
11. The fact that this wasn't as bad as the rest, yet people said on some place they though this movie was as good as ESB or ANH... I'm gonna block that out...
Episode 4 ANH ... YES
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1. NO BEEFS, unless you count the special editions of the movies, then they start like:
a. Greedo shotting first.
b. CG Jabba
THATS ALL FOLKS!!!
Episode 5 ESB .. It's Great!!:
1. Just one please.... The kiss... Leia and Luke.. I mean if they weren't revealed to be twins (DAMN YOU LUCAS) , then maybe... Oh well..
And now back to almost crapt...
Episode 6 ROTJ:
1. The entire part with them saving Han up to where Luke goes to Yoda...
2. Yoda is like... DIFFERENT, I don't know...
3. LEIA IS LUKES SISTER!!!! Damn it George can't you just settle!
4. Obi-Wan's FU#@ING POINTS OF VIEW.... Damn it!
5. ENDOR.. ALL OF IT!!
6. EWOKS=GUNGANS=BAD IDEA!!!
7. The new and improved DEATH STAR!!!
8. LANDO MUST DIE!!
9. The ending, and the special edition part:
a. WHY THE FU#@ IS HAYDEN THERE WITH ALEC GUINESS AND FU#@ING PUPPET YODA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FU@# YOU LUCAS YOU SHITHEAD!!!!!
There it is.. Please list yours, I'll Be gald to read them...
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