Are you from around here? pick up lines
#77
Posted 02 May 2006 - 08:24 PM
1. "Where are you from?"..."How do they run things there when their beautiful princess if over here?"
The problem with that one is that it's so easily derailed. You could, for example, stare at the person like they're crazy and say "Here."
And things like "Well, I think I'm a quarter German... Or maybe an eighth, actually... maybe part Italian too..." tends to really kill the mood.
2. *to cousin travelling with target* "Does your brother have a girlfriend?"
#78
Posted 02 May 2006 - 08:37 PM
Me: "you remind me of a statue i once saw..."
girl: "not intenerested..."
Me: "of buhda"
Me: "has anyone told you that you look like charlize theron..."
girl: "yes, my boyfriend!"
Me: "in 'monster' ."
This post has been edited by barend: 02 May 2006 - 08:38 PM
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#79
Posted 02 May 2006 - 08:40 PM
He also said not to share it.
BUT I can tell Mirithorn. It's just one to get someone talking though.
This post has been edited by Otal Nimrodi: 02 May 2006 - 08:40 PM
PM me, we'll talk.
#80
Posted 02 May 2006 - 08:52 PM
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#81
Posted 02 May 2006 - 09:37 PM
note: This isn't directed soley at Otal, more a general thing that annoys me.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#82
Posted 02 May 2006 - 10:12 PM
-Talking to completly random girls is just as difficult using letters as it is in real life.
-Being approached is just as difficult, etc etc.
-HAving two randy housemates shouting advice in your ears when you're trying to type does not help. Doubly so with a splitting headache.
I know, I know, I should have studied at the University of The Bloody Obvious...
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#83
Posted 03 May 2006 - 07:54 AM
Me: "you remind me of a statue i once saw..."
girl: "not intenerested..."
Me: "of buhda"
Me: "has anyone told you that you look like charlize theron..."
girl: "yes, my boyfriend!"
Me: "in 'monster' ."
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omg thats great!
#84
Posted 03 May 2006 - 09:14 AM
Me: "you remind me of a statue i once saw..."
girl: "not intenerested..."
Me: "of buhda"
Me: "has anyone told you that you look like charlize theron..."
girl: "yes, my boyfriend!"
Me: "in 'monster' ."
Damn I'm using those.
#85
Posted 03 May 2006 - 11:27 PM
Otal: Seriously.
#86
Posted 04 May 2006 - 02:12 PM
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#87
Posted 04 May 2006 - 02:21 PM
PM me, we'll talk.