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Are you from around here? pick up lines
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 08:24 PM
I have two that have been used on a friend of mine lately....
1. "Where are you from?"..."How do they run things there when their beautiful princess if over here?"
The problem with that one is that it's so easily derailed. You could, for example, stare at the person like they're crazy and say "Here."
And things like "Well, I think I'm a quarter German... Or maybe an eighth, actually... maybe part Italian too..." tends to really kill the mood.
2. *to cousin travelling with target* "Does your brother have a girlfriend?"
1. "Where are you from?"..."How do they run things there when their beautiful princess if over here?"
The problem with that one is that it's so easily derailed. You could, for example, stare at the person like they're crazy and say "Here."
And things like "Well, I think I'm a quarter German... Or maybe an eighth, actually... maybe part Italian too..." tends to really kill the mood.
2. *to cousin travelling with target* "Does your brother have a girlfriend?"
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 08:37 PM
more important than pick up lines is the ability to save yourself from failed pick up lines...
Me: "you remind me of a statue i once saw..."
girl: "not intenerested..."
Me: "of buhda"
Me: "has anyone told you that you look like charlize theron..."
girl: "yes, my boyfriend!"
Me: "in 'monster' ."
Me: "you remind me of a statue i once saw..."
girl: "not intenerested..."
Me: "of buhda"
Me: "has anyone told you that you look like charlize theron..."
girl: "yes, my boyfriend!"
Me: "in 'monster' ."
This post has been edited by barend: 02 May 2006 - 08:38 PM
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 08:40 PM
My English teacher gave me a good pick-up line. Evidently it always works.
He also said not to share it.
BUT I can tell Mirithorn. It's just one to get someone talking though.
He also said not to share it.
BUT I can tell Mirithorn. It's just one to get someone talking though.
This post has been edited by Otal Nimrodi: 02 May 2006 - 08:40 PM
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 08:52 PM
why bring it up at all?
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 09:37 PM
Mentioning something with no intention to explain it is just plain rude. Unless you do intend on explaining it, and you're just building up suspense. But more often than not, it tends not to live up to expectations then. I hate it when my friends say "I thought of a great comeback, but it's too disgusting to say." Either say it don't mention it.
note: This isn't directed soley at Otal, more a general thing that annoys me.
note: This isn't directed soley at Otal, more a general thing that annoys me.
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Posted 02 May 2006 - 10:12 PM
Analysis of An Evening On Myspace, by A Serial Incompetent-with-women Guy
-Talking to completly random girls is just as difficult using letters as it is in real life.
-Being approached is just as difficult, etc etc.
-HAving two randy housemates shouting advice in your ears when you're trying to type does not help. Doubly so with a splitting headache.
I know, I know, I should have studied at the University of The Bloody Obvious...
-Talking to completly random girls is just as difficult using letters as it is in real life.
-Being approached is just as difficult, etc etc.
-HAving two randy housemates shouting advice in your ears when you're trying to type does not help. Doubly so with a splitting headache.
I know, I know, I should have studied at the University of The Bloody Obvious...
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
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Posted 03 May 2006 - 07:54 AM
QUOTE (barend @ May 2 2006, 09:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
more important than pick up lines is the ability to save yourself from failed pick up lines...
Me: "you remind me of a statue i once saw..."
girl: "not intenerested..."
Me: "of buhda"
Me: "has anyone told you that you look like charlize theron..."
girl: "yes, my boyfriend!"
Me: "in 'monster' ."
Me: "you remind me of a statue i once saw..."
girl: "not intenerested..."
Me: "of buhda"
Me: "has anyone told you that you look like charlize theron..."
girl: "yes, my boyfriend!"
Me: "in 'monster' ."
omg thats great!
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Posted 03 May 2006 - 09:14 AM
QUOTE (barend @ May 3 2006, 02:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
more important than pick up lines is the ability to save yourself from failed pick up lines...
Me: "you remind me of a statue i once saw..."
girl: "not intenerested..."
Me: "of buhda"
Me: "has anyone told you that you look like charlize theron..."
girl: "yes, my boyfriend!"
Me: "in 'monster' ."
Me: "you remind me of a statue i once saw..."
girl: "not intenerested..."
Me: "of buhda"
Me: "has anyone told you that you look like charlize theron..."
girl: "yes, my boyfriend!"
Me: "in 'monster' ."
Damn I'm using those.
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Posted 03 May 2006 - 11:27 PM
Chyld: It's only difficult if you've found a dud. Find someone approachable who you get along well with and go with that. If your conversation flops online, she's just as much to blame as you. (Unless you bring up various animal fetishes or how hot your sister is, or something like that.)
Otal: Seriously.
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Posted 04 May 2006 - 02:12 PM
No, she wasn't, that's yet another problem. But meh.
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Posted 04 May 2006 - 02:21 PM
Want a Tarot reading?
PM me, we'll talk.
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Posted 05 May 2006 - 09:17 PM
Here's a good one:
You say,"Is there a mirror in your pocket?"
Usuall they say,"No..."
You say,"Then why do i see myself in your pants?"
HAHahahaha skeet skeet
You say,"Is there a mirror in your pocket?"
Usuall they say,"No..."
You say,"Then why do i see myself in your pants?"
HAHahahaha skeet skeet
OH NO!!!
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Posted 06 May 2006 - 11:55 PM
I'd love it if someone would come up to me and say "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" so I can whip out an actual banana.
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