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the pre Teathing Tiger Titty Tale! monday, April 25, 2005

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Posted 26 April 2005 - 12:55 AM

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Myanmar mother breastfeeds tiger cubs
Bengal tiger cubs rejected by natural mom, zoo officials say

YANGON, Myanmar - Hla Htay has three hungry infants to feed these days — a seven-month old baby boy and two Bengal tiger cubs.

Three times a day, the Myanmar housewife goes to the Yangon Zoo where she breastfeeds the hungry black-striped, orange-brown cubs rejected by their natural mother.

“The cubs are just like my babies,” Hla Htay told Fuji TV as as one of the baby big cats suckled her breast.

“It’s not scary at all,” she said of the 45-minute feeds. “I needed to do something for the cubs because I felt really sorry for them."

Three cubs were born at the zoo in mid-March, but their mother killed one and refused to nurse the others. Veterinarians rescued the other two but had little success bottle feeding them.

“They had some difficulties sucking the nipple on the bottle. When we tried to get the cubs to suck a lady’s breast, it was alright,” said a veterinarian.

The zoo says the breastfeeding will stop by the end of April or when the cubs start teething — whichever comes first.

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thanks to JMHofmArN, you gave three to choose from, and i took the one about a breast! ...suprised?

well, what can i say...
my second news story in a row that involves a female body part...

"The zoo says the breastfeeding will stop by the end of April or when the cubs start teething — whichever comes first."

yeah... I wouldn't want to be her on the day they find out...
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 04:45 AM

My prediction: The tiger cubs will go on to found a great city until one of them kills the other with a shovel.

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Posted 26 April 2005 - 11:12 AM

Ewww. Man, 45 minute sessions? I don't know if that hurts, but it sounds like her tits would be sore after that.
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 06:00 PM

I know nothing of breast-feeding. That being said, I think this is a kindly, if odd gesture.
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 06:38 PM

it's sweet, cute, and totally scary!

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 02:32 AM

How strange.
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As far as baby horror stories go she's got the edge over anyone else.
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Posted 28 April 2005 - 07:22 PM

I'm glad you got that one Mnesymone.

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Posted 28 April 2005 - 07:27 PM

Well, for what it's worth, I also got that one, just didn't say anything about it.
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Posted 29 April 2005 - 06:03 PM

^ What he said tongue.gif ^
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Posted 29 April 2005 - 10:44 PM

Sadly, I'm not a Treky.
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Posted 29 April 2005 - 11:46 PM

Blargable

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Posted 30 April 2005 - 11:13 AM

Treky? Dude, Romulus and Remus were from ancient Rome.
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Posted 30 April 2005 - 11:53 AM

I was thinking of the Star Trek aliens of similar names, who I assumed were based on them.
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Posted 01 May 2005 - 07:12 PM

no you were'nt...

just run, dude, run.
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Posted 02 May 2005 - 08:38 AM

Actually, I was.

*runs*
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