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What about a way that didn't invovle an airplane?
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#961
Jane Sherwood 
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Posted 24 March 2005 - 07:21 PM
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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#962
Kirby
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Posted 24 March 2005 - 07:59 PM
Hot air balloon, Zeplin, Blimp, Helicopter, mutant wings, cyborg wings, jet pack, flaping your arms really really fast, psycic powahs, make friends with super man.
Really Jane, the world is your oyster.
How many times have this forum said that (the oyster part) to Janey?
Really Jane, the world is your oyster.
How many times have this forum said that (the oyster part) to Janey?
The Power of Christ Impales You!
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You've read it, you can't un-read it. Stay tooned for more
TALES OF INTEREST.
I like to be part of the crowd so I want to say that Icey is the best guy ever
- Tagline for Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
You've read it, you can't un-read it. Stay tooned for more
TALES OF INTEREST.
I like to be part of the crowd so I want to say that Icey is the best guy ever
#963
Chyld
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Posted 24 March 2005 - 08:07 PM
Probably quite a few.
Why does Jane not consider a plane a valid "power of flight"?
Why does Jane not consider a plane a valid "power of flight"?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#964
Slade
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Posted 25 March 2005 - 01:03 AM
Because she doesn't believe in the laws of aerodynamics.
When does 2+2=5 (Not in the sense of Doublethink)?
When does 2+2=5 (Not in the sense of Doublethink)?
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#965
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 25 March 2005 - 03:05 AM
When the person is educated at a public school.
(Not that the private ones are any better, really...)
Why did my computer screen just make a popping crackly noise and start shrinking?
(Not that the private ones are any better, really...)
Why did my computer screen just make a popping crackly noise and start shrinking?
This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 25 March 2005 - 03:09 AM
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#966
Slade
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Posted 25 March 2005 - 03:33 AM
That's the sound of a monitor in its death throes. I'd give it a eulogy now... Seriously...
Which came first, the toast or the fried egg?
Which came first, the toast or the fried egg?
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#967
Chyld
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Posted 25 March 2005 - 04:10 AM
Fried egg. Bread was apparently around in Biblical times, but I think chickens predate that somewhat.
Would it be any easier to get milk for my cereal if I just bought a sodding cow?
Would it be any easier to get milk for my cereal if I just bought a sodding cow?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#968
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 25 March 2005 - 01:27 PM
Possibly, but wouldn't the milk be warm and odd-tasting? From my extremely limited knowledge of dairy, there's some kind of process it goes through after it leaves the cow and before it's put in the stores.
Where would you keep the cow if you had it?
Where would you keep the cow if you had it?
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#969
barend
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Posted 25 March 2005 - 06:37 PM
in the frigde with the rest of the beef and milk!!!
how much should you tip a stripper who stripps to 80s metal?
how much should you tip a stripper who stripps to 80s metal?
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#970
Chyld
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Posted 25 March 2005 - 06:40 PM
It entirely depends on how big her hair is.
Can chopping your nose off and burning it cure a cold?
Can chopping your nose off and burning it cure a cold?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#971
looktothesky
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Posted 26 March 2005 - 10:28 PM
No, just the runny nose. And remember, if you do that! You'll never get a runny nose or congestion of the nose ever, ever again.
What does lamb (mutton) taste like?
What does lamb (mutton) taste like?
PRECIOUS VELIUS....
#972
Reader
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Posted 27 March 2005 - 12:49 AM
Scones.
Where have YOU been all my life?
Where have YOU been all my life?
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"Nothing is real, all is permitted"
- Hassan i Sabbah
"There's nothing wrong with anything."
- Philip J.Fry
- Hassan i Sabbah
"There's nothing wrong with anything."
- Philip J.Fry
#973
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 27 March 2005 - 12:57 AM
Right here in this very spot. I was born in this room, I grew up in this room, and I thought I would die in this room just waiting for you to show up.
Where is the treasure of Big Whoop hidden?
Where is the treasure of Big Whoop hidden?
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#974
Chyld
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Posted 27 March 2005 - 09:14 AM
Its hidden in a sizeable box marked "Cadbury Creme Egg"... no, hang on, that's my Easter Egg.
Did you get an egg, by any chance?
Did you get an egg, by any chance?
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#975
SimeSublime
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Posted 27 March 2005 - 09:50 AM
Yes, a very large egg. To bad it's hollow.
Do they make large non-hollow chocolate eggs?
Do they make large non-hollow chocolate eggs?
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?