Zero Punctuation: Mass Erect
#16
Posted 20 December 2007 - 04:29 PM
I am so happy the people are discussing Zero Punctuation’s review of Mass Effect in this thread and not the reviewers sexuality.
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QUOTE (Game Over @ Feb 14 2008, 07:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yahtzee, you are the Oscar Wilde of the 21st century.
QUOTE (Patch @ Feb 14 2008, 08:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yahtzee is gay?!
#17
Posted 20 December 2007 - 06:46 PM
QUOTE (Snake Logan @ Dec 20 2007, 09:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I am so happy the people are discussing Zero Punctuation’s review of Mass Effect in this thread and not the reviewers sexuality.
Classic!
<!--quoteo(post=174818:date=Oct 14 2007, 09:43 AM:name=Cobnat)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Cobnat @ Oct 14 2007, 09:43 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=174818"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Microsoft Sans Serif--><span style="font-family:Microsoft Sans Serif"><!--/fonto--><!--sizeo:2--><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#FF0000--><span style="color:#FF0000"><!--/coloro-->Lets all have sex with robots until our groins are sore and bloody!<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--quoteo(post=169306:date=Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Arial--><span style="font-family:Arial"><!--/fonto--><!--coloro:#483D8B--><span style="color:#483D8B"><!--/coloro--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
And the man again!
<!--quoteo(post=180859:date=Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=180859"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->In my opinion it's saying, fuck the lightsabers and special effects and fuck your voiceovers and fuck your stupid multimilliondollar game studios; you don't need any of those to make brilliant and scary games that will fuck with your head.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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<!--quoteo(post=169306:date=Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Arial--><span style="font-family:Arial"><!--/fonto--><!--coloro:#483D8B--><span style="color:#483D8B"><!--/coloro--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
And the man again!
<!--quoteo(post=180859:date=Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=180859"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->In my opinion it's saying, fuck the lightsabers and special effects and fuck your voiceovers and fuck your stupid multimilliondollar game studios; you don't need any of those to make brilliant and scary games that will fuck with your head.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<u><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#FF8C00--><span style="color:#FF8C00"><!--/coloro-->My Getting Huge Progress (Gym and weight gain diet)<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--></u>
<b>May '07:</b> 11st (154lbs)
<b>August '07:</b> 12st 7lbs (175lbs)
<b>November '07:</b> 12st 9lbs (177lbs)
<b>December '07:</b> 12st 11lbs (179lbs)
<b>January '08:</b> 12st 12lbs (180lbs)
<b>Febuary '08:</b> 13st 2lbs (184lbs)
<b>March '08:</b> 13st 7lbs (189lbs)
#18
Posted 20 December 2007 - 08:35 PM
QUOTE (?!! @ Dec 20 2007, 04:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How about we just say everyone's gay? Then there will be no more confusion.
Agreed. Then we can all sit around wearing turtlenecks and sipping daiquiris together.
I'm not pessimistic; I've just realised that the light at the end of the tunnel is an incoming train.
#20
Posted 26 December 2007 - 04:54 PM
QUOTE (?!! @ Dec 20 2007, 10:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How about we just say everyone's gay? Then there will be no more confusion.
How about no. I'd feel even more alienated from you people.
#21
Posted 26 December 2007 - 05:13 PM
QUOTE (David-kyo @ Dec 27 2007, 08:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How about no. I'd feel even more alienated from you people.
You would be gay too.
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QUOTE (Game Over @ Feb 14 2008, 07:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yahtzee, you are the Oscar Wilde of the 21st century.
QUOTE (Patch @ Feb 14 2008, 08:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yahtzee is gay?!
#22
Posted 27 December 2007 - 03:06 PM
wow you are worried about if he takes it or gives it? hell i'm just gobsmacked that he's got a non-american accent...i didn't know people in the internets spoke in other languages than american...no i'm not really this dense, however i am suprised at my american centric mind to think that just because he's a game designer means he should be american.... and for the record, i love reading a book when i am playing video games, however bruce campbell is awesome, and very cool to talk to coincidentally...
edit...just realized i'm a junior member..man that's an ego hit..i mean i know im a stump but..oh that's about post count nmd
edit...just realized i'm a junior member..man that's an ego hit..i mean i know im a stump but..oh that's about post count nmd
This post has been edited by avenging: 27 December 2007 - 03:08 PM
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i post without caps to annoy sniffles. kisses ;)
#24
Posted 27 December 2007 - 04:11 PM
QUOTE (avenging @ Dec 28 2007, 07:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
wow you are worried about if he takes it or gives it? hell i'm just gobsmacked that he's got a non-american accent...i didn't know people in the internets spoke in other languages than american...no i'm not really this dense, however i am suprised at my american centric mind to think that just because he's a game designer means he should be american.... and for the record, i love reading a book when i am playing video games, however bruce campbell is awesome, and very cool to talk to coincidentally...
edit...just realized i'm a junior member..man that's an ego hit..i mean i know im a stump but..oh that's about post count nmd
edit...just realized i'm a junior member..man that's an ego hit..i mean i know im a stump but..oh that's about post count nmd
Behold the wonders of American English!
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QUOTE (Game Over @ Feb 14 2008, 07:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yahtzee, you are the Oscar Wilde of the 21st century.
QUOTE (Patch @ Feb 14 2008, 08:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yahtzee is gay?!
#29
Posted 29 December 2007 - 07:55 PM
Good for you avenging finally an American who doesnt take himself too seriously. This was a good review simply because it had babylon zoo at the end, it's been a while since I heard that awsome song. Having played the game I can also say Yahtzees comments about the games menu were bang on, trying to manage your inventory in that game was like hearding cats.
QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.
That is one badass baby.
That is one badass baby.