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That is absolutely hillarious.

Personally, I think the very next episode of South Park should feature Tom Cruise, working strange Scientology voodoo charms to turn Nicole Kidman into a man, and somehow it backfires, and turns Chef into a female dog.

Can you picture the rest of the episode?

Stan: "Oh my God, Tom Cruise turned Chef into a bitch!"
Kyle: "You bastard!"

Yeah, but if you look back at it, LOTR steals from old Anglo-Saxon and Nordic mythology. A lot of what you see in LOTR has already been done before, but the authors have been dead too long for us to remember it. Tolkien was an Oxford scholar and a master of languages. He had generations of material to pull from. Even something as simple as his famed languages are based on real ones: I mean, "Shilob" comes from "Shi" and "lob", both words for "spider" in different languages. Major borrowing.

To be honest, and I know it's been said before, but there aren't a lot of great stories that DON'T borrow from great stories of the past. That's not a mark against them, because crafting these stories in a fresh way is still a remarkable skill. If everyone could do it, they would.

Here we see an production still from the upcoming Lifetime movie: "My Helmet is My Own: A Gay Clone in a Straight Army".

I started laughing right after I read this:



Because I really just don't hear that coming out of Jesus's mouth...and if you've seen the Passion, you know there were a lot of points where something like that would have been justifiable. Extreme, but justifiable.

I now completely understand what it's like to be a moderate Muslim.

"...Uh.. ..we're not with him."