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#16 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 09 February 2005 - 04:51 AM

QUOTE (Slade @ Feb 9 2005, 04:28 AM)

Jane: If those statements were coming from anyone else (especially the joy expressed over psychological damage), I'd be frightened.

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And what is that supposed to mean? Am I not to be taken seriously anymore? Is that it? Am I some sort of joke to you?

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Posted 09 February 2005 - 06:22 AM

Janey, you're so cute when you're angry (and Natchitoches! That's where the writer of Bubba Ho-Tep's from!).

I find the men vs women issue stupid. Women are more stubborn than men (in my experience) and don't back off from what they have decided no matter how wrong they are while men just ignore you or threaten to beat you up.

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Posted 09 February 2005 - 07:00 AM

Really? From what I've seen, men are the ones typically more concerned with being "right" and proving themselves so.

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Posted 09 February 2005 - 07:50 AM

Maybe it's a cultural difference, or maybe you just haven't seen a married couple yet.

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Posted 09 February 2005 - 10:40 AM

Or maybe it's trait shared equally by both genders. Trying to figure out what traits displayed by which genders are intristic and what are culturally/socially/personally developed is a nightmare, as we had attempted in that thread in the News desk.

It's not that I don't take you seriously, Jane, I'm just desensitized to your lighthearted sociopathy.

Edit: And I have to agree with Civ, greed is universal.

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Posted 09 February 2005 - 11:46 AM

Women can give birth. Passing something the size of a bowling ball through the hole the size of well, lets just say smaller than a bowling ball is an incredible feat of strength. That would be the equivelent to a guy passing a Milk Dud through his pee-pee.

Women are also good at making sandwiches.

#22 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 09 February 2005 - 12:55 PM

QUOTE (Icey @ Feb 9 2005, 06:22 AM)

Janey, you're so cute when you're angry

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Not the right thing to say when I'm ranting...

QUOTE (Slade @ Feb 9 2005, 10:40 AM)

It's not that I don't take you seriously, Jane, I'm just desensitized to your lighthearted sociopathy.

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Ok, then!

I wasn't being serious anyway.

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Posted 09 February 2005 - 03:42 PM

I think females are much more likely to have cooties. Eeewww...cooties. Also, we're forgetting about the 3 other genders:
Herm: both testes and ovaries
Merm: testes and some female genitalia, but no ovaries
Ferm: ovaries and some male genitalia, but no testes
How do cooties affect these genders? I would say (in order of most cooties to least):
Female, Herm, Ferm, Merm, Male

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Posted 09 February 2005 - 04:52 PM

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Maybe it's a cultural difference, or maybe you just haven't seen a married couple yet

(icey)
Interesting point, I was thinking more of when guys are talking to other guys and girls are talking to other girls.

....Women have magical nagging abilities!

#25 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 09 February 2005 - 05:15 PM

QUOTE (Emu @ Feb 9 2005, 04:52 PM)

....Women have magical nagging abilities!

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Yeah! What can you guys do that's magic, huh?

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Posted 09 February 2005 - 05:27 PM

i'm going to put this quite simply...

women should not be in charge for two reasons;

1. 1 week out of every month, they become irrational, emotionaly unstable, and lash out like a viper on fire. you cannot have someone like that making life or death decisions.

2. women hold a grudge for WAY too long. if girls were in charge world peace would be even less likley and nukelear war would be inevitable...
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no frikken way, man!!!

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#27 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 09 February 2005 - 06:13 PM

Oh come on, not all women hold grudges like that! I personally sulk over something from anywhere between two hours to a couple of days - at the most - then forget about it.

Then again, I'm ADD, so it could just be me...

And as far as men ruling the world, I have four words: "Pissing contest" and "genitalia extension."

Besides, you'd be irrational and unstable too if you had to go through that every month...

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#28 barend

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Posted 09 February 2005 - 06:24 PM

but i don't, so i won't...

i'm upset that i even have to hear about it.

EDIT: typing :pitrate: will not make pirate smily appear...

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Posted 09 February 2005 - 07:20 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Feb 9 2005, 10:27 PM)

women should not be in charge for two reasons;

1. 1 week out of every month, they become irrational, emotionaly unstable, and lash out like a viper on fire. you cannot have someone like that making life or death decisions.

2. women hold a grudge for WAY too long. if girls were in charge world peace would be even less likley and nukelear war would be inevitable...
"who's got fat ankles now, indonesia?"

no frikken way, man!!!

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Women are better than men because they don't make blanket statements like the above!

Instead, they make blanket statements condemning blanket statements.

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Posted 09 February 2005 - 07:26 PM

Men are better because they don't make blanket statements condemning blanket statements like the above.

Instead, they make blanket statements condeming blanket statements condemning blanket statements.