OK,.i know this thread is about Ep II,.but lets not dismiss Ep I,.there's more cheesy lines in that movie than a Wisconsin Cheddar factory.
here are some Ep I lines to consider:
ANAKIN: Are you an angel? .(.either this is a cheesy pick up line to Padme, or the prodigy genius that fully designed C3PO cant tell a female human from an ethereal entity.)
PADME: What?
ANAKIN: An angel. I've heard the deep space pilots talk about them. They are the most beautiful creatures in the universe. They live on the Moons of Iego I think. (Anakin doesnt even seem to recall the story he was told before)
PADME looks at him, not knowing what to say.
PADME: You're a funny little boy (sounds almost as if Padme is laughing aloud in her own mind that some young grade school boy would even try to hit on her)
...either this is a cheesy pick up line to Padme, or the prodigy genius that fully designed C3PO cant tell a female human from an ethereal entity.
heres another one:...
ANAKIN: "Hit the nose!"
(sounds more like a scripted line from a Milton Bradley board game television commericial advertisement from the 1980's than anything George Lucas would write into his script).
I think this next line takes the razzie award......
THREEPIO: I beg your pardon .... what do you mean, naked?
ARTOO beeps.
THREEPIO: (Cont'd) My parts are showing? My goodness.
ARTOO releases a laugh-like twitter.
OK folks,..dont get me wrong here..I am a huge star wars fan...but like most fans, I tend to like some films in the saga more than others. Not trying to bash TPM,..its a great film,.but we all know that the script could use maybe..err,.just a tiny bit of improvement to it. ..maybe even a whole lot of improvement.