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Just some rambling... Didn't think you guys would mind.

#31 Nostaw

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Posted 30 April 2007 - 06:22 PM

QUOTE (Prodian @ Apr 30 2007, 06:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Has anyone else wondered how much of Yahtzee's time we're wasting with these forums?

Are you suggesting that we would be doing Yahtzee a favor if we just go away?

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Posted 01 May 2007 - 02:54 AM

Well I'm sure it would gain him some time if he didn't have to constantly check in on us to make sure we don't plan any terrorist activities and giving certain florae an excuse to liberate him.

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#33 David-kyo

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Posted 01 May 2007 - 04:00 AM

That has got to be the most pretentious thing I've heard in a long time.

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Posted 01 May 2007 - 10:44 AM

I thought the forum existed to massage his ego and absorb his abuse in one convienent package.

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Posted 01 May 2007 - 01:03 PM

QUOTE (Prodian @ Apr 30 2007, 05:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I posted this in here because I'm a timid little fan boy who never ventures beyond the FR forums.
And I valued your opinions. Untill I got told I had schizophrenia.

These are just the little pieces of writing that come from my blog on bebo.

Has anyone else wondered how much of Yahtzee's time we're wasting with these forums?

Be less timid, dude. It'll do you a WORLD of good.

And if we were WASTING his itme he wouldn't come.

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Posted 01 May 2007 - 03:32 PM

Question

Why do people say

put 2 and 2 together

and not 1and 1 etc.?

What about all the other numbers?

Is it just for the alliteration?

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Posted 01 May 2007 - 06:16 PM

Christ, I'm away for a few days and this shit appears...

THIS PLACE IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN! Not confusing, my amigos.

If something is difficult to read, then it is not well written and is therefore not worth reading. (James Joyces Ulysses may be an exception)

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Cobnat @ Oct 14 2007, 09:43 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=174818"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><span style="font-family:Microsoft Sans Serif"><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:#FF0000">Lets all have sex with robots until our groins are sore and bloody!</span></span></span></div>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><span style="font-family:Arial"><span style="color:#483D8B"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?</span></span></span></div>

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=180859"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>In my opinion it's saying, fuck the lightsabers and special effects and fuck your voiceovers and fuck your stupid multimilliondollar game studios; you don't need any of those to make brilliant and scary games that will fuck with your head.</div>

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Posted 02 May 2007 - 02:02 AM

QUOTE (CJ Marren @ May 2 2007, 01:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

(James Joyces Ulysses may be an exception)

No, it's not.

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Posted 02 May 2007 - 06:25 AM

If something's difficult to read, consider reading it with a dictionary at hand.

EDIT: Then again, even a dictionary doesn't help you decipher stupid.

Which gives me a perfect excuse to post another pointless article (sorry):

Typical internet communications:
HEY DAWWWG!~ WUU2 BICH, IZ JSUT CRUZIN WIT MA BOYZ N SHIT, AW YE, NO WAT IM SAYAN.
Translation:
Hi canine! What is it that you are up to, female canine, I am just out with my male companions and feces, oh ye, know what I'm saying?
Notes:
No. I very much do not know what you're saying.

Typical internet communications:
Huu do0 yu thnk yew r?!!!?~ im n0t emo && I ken duu wut i like && i shuldnt get labeled cuz im not emo to0!!1 label. label. black && white. depresed. chav prep hor.
Translation:
Who do you think female sheep are? I'm not emotional and and Ken and I do what I like and and I shouldn't be labelled because I'm not emotional either. Label, label, black and and white. Depressed, shaving preparatory horses.
Notes:
Possibly means "I'm a big gay scene fag, who's really quite gay."

Typical internet communications:
UR A FAG BOY U PROBLY DUNT EVEN KNO WHO DIS IS I CAN KICK UR ASS U BICH U MUMS FAT ND UR GF HAS A DICK
Translation:
You're a homosexual young male, you probably don't even know who this is. I can kick your ass you bitch. Your mum's fat and your girlfriend is a transvestite.
Notes:
This appears to be a pick up line of internet predators looking for young males who have overweight mothers and tranvestite partners. Kick your ass can possibly mean "I will stick it to you".

This post has been edited by Prodian: 02 May 2007 - 06:30 AM

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Posted 02 May 2007 - 11:49 AM

That sort of thing in "typical internet communications" sounds disgusting to me. I get a lot of that in my multiplayer games. When they type messages I stop becoming concerned about the gameplay and I have more concern on whether they can spell. If anyone contacted me with that protocol of language I'll ask them to type the words in full or don't talk to me if they won't make the effort. Mistypes or mis spelling I see as mistakes, compression is another thing but compared to that I think it is lazy or deliberate that they should speak like that. Unless they were taught to communicate like that or the listener didn't mind.

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Posted 02 May 2007 - 11:50 AM

Does the word communication have a plural form?

And yes, those faggots piss me off, too.

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Posted 02 May 2007 - 12:04 PM

The second-to-last one reminds me of when Babelfish attempts to translate things and can't quite make sense of it.

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Posted 02 May 2007 - 07:46 PM

QUOTE (Deepsycher @ May 2 2007, 01:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

That sort of thing in "typical internet communications" sounds disgusting to me. I get a lot of that in my multiplayer games.

I don't have this kind of problem with mutiplayer gaming because usually

a - I do not realize they're talking to me when they're actually talking to me. Specially if they're on my team and are trying to give me some vital information;

b - When they're on my team, they are crying for me to get out of the game;

c - When they're not on my team, they're telling me the great target I am;

d - Reading is for campers.

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Posted 02 May 2007 - 07:56 PM

The problem is that some of them don't do anything useful. They don't respawn but constantly type complaints and swear noticable for me to see at the top of the screen. I don't usually sit around waiting but I sometimes stalk by listening to the sounds to what weapons are picked up and used. The times I'd noticed was when they were all remaining idle and calling other users cheaters. Other than that I try to ignore until they become rude.

Usually I don't play team games but I try to play fair.

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Reading is for campers?

I have to listen out for when someone has a problem or wants a map change but I don't expect people to behave like that. I mainly listen for someone who wants to play a particular map providing they are the only ones there or if everybody agrees providing they are polite upon asking.

In other words are you calling me someone who just sits around?

You don't know me and I never heard of you before by your name.
I think that sitting around in one position is not a good thing in a turbo speed, low gravity environment map so moving around in the right places is important and by sitting around players become easy targets. In slow game speeds I can see why they wait around.

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Posted 03 May 2007 - 06:53 AM

Uh-huh... alright. So I guess I wrote well this time, huh?

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Does the word communication have a plural form?

Ever heard of a communications system? Not that it really applies here. I don't know why I've said communications. Maybe it's just a typo on the first one and I copied and pasted it. Sounds like me.

This post has been edited by Prodian: 03 May 2007 - 06:58 AM

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