Pranks ah man!
#1
Posted 06 November 2005 - 04:02 PM
I love pranks. especially when they go wrong. At this camp i went to this guy put a whole bunch of crap in a bag and hid it under this other guys pillow. when he woke up he chased the guy out into the hallway and started beating him with the bag of crap. it busted all over the dorm hallways. anyways, post your favorite prank ideas.
"Life is too important to be taken seriously."
#4
Posted 06 November 2005 - 04:21 PM
When I was younger I took everyone in my class's lunches and put them outside. The point was to see how long it took them to notice. But then it started raining...
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#6
Posted 06 November 2005 - 04:30 PM
I have this nerdy friend, his last name is hankins, well anyways, we were at this party and him, me and ion eon were the first ones to fall asleep. so we kind of had it coming to us. well, the rest of the guys, put tobasco sauce in hankins's mouth and he woke up crying and every thing and was like "ow, my mouth is burning" so i was like "great prank guys" and they all looked at me and started laughing. so it turned out they gave me a hitler. so they convinced hankins to prank ion eon. he was going to put a laxative in his mouth. well, he chickened out and put it in his hand and hair. so when ion eon woke up, he was like huh? and he looked in his hand and there was a pile of ex lax in his hand adn he was really confused, so we all beat hankins up for being a loser. im trying to convince him to join this site.
"Life is too important to be taken seriously."
#7
Posted 06 November 2005 - 04:34 PM
I was once dragged into a closet in a bathroom during a sleepover. I woke up and I couldn't see anything and I had no idea how I'd gotten there. I started screaming and they had to come get me out before someone woke up.
In retrospect, though, it was a great prank.
In retrospect, though, it was a great prank.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#10
Posted 06 November 2005 - 04:55 PM
According to South Park, a "Hitler" is when someone wipes shit under a sleeping person's nose to make it look like a Hitler mustache.
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#12
Posted 06 November 2005 - 05:18 PM
With each day that I live I become more glad that I have never watched South Park.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#13
Posted 06 November 2005 - 05:53 PM
I hid in the closet in a guy on my hall's room when he left his room for a minute, along with like five or six other people. We were so squished we couldn't even pull the door all the way shut. When he came back in he didn't even notice! for an entire, like, thirty seconds!
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....We'd be lying though.
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
#14
Posted 06 November 2005 - 05:57 PM
I always put oatmeal on all the doorknobs I have access to on April Fool's day.
Man, some girls shriek really loudly when they have grey sticky mush on their 200 dollar sweatshirts...
Man, some girls shriek really loudly when they have grey sticky mush on their 200 dollar sweatshirts...
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#15
Posted 06 November 2005 - 08:45 PM
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well anyways, we were at this party and him, me and ion eon were the first ones to fall asleep
were you playing a game? sounds like a hoot.