Satirical Porno Titles this topic is rated R. -no kids
#1
Posted 22 July 2004 - 09:33 PM
well we all know of titles like Muffy the Vampire Layer (buffy the vampire slayer), and Sex Trek: Deap throat nine (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine), and so on...
so i thought for a fun game we could come with some new ones...
one i came up with a few years back (of which i'm very proud) is:
Body Of The Snatch Invaders
(invasion of the body snatchers)
an ex-girlfriend of mine came up with
Schindlers Fist
(Schindlers List)
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(chef, if this topic is shut down because it's too offensive i'll understand)
so i thought for a fun game we could come with some new ones...
one i came up with a few years back (of which i'm very proud) is:
Body Of The Snatch Invaders
(invasion of the body snatchers)
an ex-girlfriend of mine came up with
Schindlers Fist
(Schindlers List)
---------------------------
(chef, if this topic is shut down because it's too offensive i'll understand)
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#5
Posted 23 July 2004 - 12:45 AM
QUOTE
Babes in Boyland
I, Ho-bot.
This post has been edited by barend: 23 July 2004 - 12:46 AM
>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
#9
Posted 23 July 2004 - 09:27 AM
A couple from The Simpsons:
Crocodile Done Me
For Your Thighs Only
Crocodile Done Me
For Your Thighs Only
QUOTE
The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?
QUOTE
Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.
- J m HofMarN on the Sand People
#10
Posted 23 July 2004 - 10:23 AM
-"Clarissa Fucks It All" (That early 90's Nickelodeon show "Clarissa Explains it all")
"Saving Ryans Private"
Dammit! forget it, I can't think of nothing good...
"Saving Ryans Private"
Dammit! forget it, I can't think of nothing good...
--Idiotic Inc. "Teaching Cheerleaders to use birth control since 2004"
--They Call Him Rick: I'm telling you, it's not that bad
--They Call Him Rick: I'm telling you, it's not that bad
#11
Posted 23 July 2004 - 11:33 AM
MONKEYBONE
THE BONE COLLECTOR
THE ORGAN GRINDER
SNATCH
SCENT OF A WOMAN
BABES IN TOYLAND
HANNAH AND HER SISTERS
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, Ok, I'll play it right (but this is a really easy game):
AMERICAN BOOTY
DOING JOHN MALKOVICH
THE GRAD U ATE
M*I*L*F
I KNOW WHO YOU DID LAST SUMMER
FATWOMAN (for you fetishists)
THE COCK RING
AROUND THE WORLD IN EIGHTY LAYS
MADE IN MANHATTAN
PUSSY ON A HOT TIN ROOF
..... I'll stop now
No, no, one more:
UGETSU MONOGATARI .... IN MY PANTS!!!!!
THE BONE COLLECTOR
THE ORGAN GRINDER
SNATCH
SCENT OF A WOMAN
BABES IN TOYLAND
HANNAH AND HER SISTERS
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, Ok, I'll play it right (but this is a really easy game):
AMERICAN BOOTY
DOING JOHN MALKOVICH
THE GRAD U ATE
M*I*L*F
I KNOW WHO YOU DID LAST SUMMER
FATWOMAN (for you fetishists)
THE COCK RING
AROUND THE WORLD IN EIGHTY LAYS
MADE IN MANHATTAN
PUSSY ON A HOT TIN ROOF
..... I'll stop now
No, no, one more:
UGETSU MONOGATARI .... IN MY PANTS!!!!!
"I had a lot of different ideas. At one point, Luke, Leia and Ben were all going to be little people, and we did screen tests to see if we could do that." -George Lucas, in STAR WARS: the Annotated Screenplays (p197).