Quotage It's my turn to make a stupid game
#16
Posted 03 March 2005 - 08:49 PM
"Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?"
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#18
Posted 04 March 2005 - 09:03 AM
Aliens, Ripley, then Gorman, then Vasquez, then Gorman again
'Brain and brain, what it brain?'
(just as a hint, it's not a zombie movie)
#19
Posted 04 March 2005 - 10:36 PM
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#20
Posted 05 March 2005 - 09:20 AM
Here's an easy movie one, it's even in the trailer:
'The longest distance between two points is a kidnapper and his money.'
#21
Posted 05 March 2005 - 04:11 PM
"One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat. I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "------, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy."
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#23
Posted 06 March 2005 - 06:01 PM
"Look me in the eyes...and then kill me."
This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 06 March 2005 - 06:01 PM
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#24
Posted 06 March 2005 - 07:18 PM
Agent Sands, once upon a time in mexico.
On a six degrees of separation:
'Peachy! Why shouldn't I be? The world's my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory.'
#25
Posted 06 March 2005 - 07:49 PM
"We like to talk big, vampires do. "I'm going to destroy the world." It's just tough guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I like this world. You've got... dog racing, Manchester United, and you've got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. It's all right here. But then someone comes along with a vision. With a real... passion for destruction. Angel could pull it off. Goodbye, Piccadilly. Farewell, Leicester Bloody Square. You know what I'm saying?"
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#26
Posted 06 March 2005 - 08:05 PM
This ones linked to Janes, a blueberry muffin is the bonus prize for getting the connection.
(Offer may be withdrawn at anytime without prior notice. Blueberry muffin may not arrive as advertised, Laughlyn corp excepts no responsibilty for muffins lost in the post, should you kick up a fuss we reserve the right to replace the blueberrys with cyanide.)
'So Mr Price, business or pleasure?'
'Neither. My wife.'
#27
Posted 06 March 2005 - 08:41 PM
A reporter and Steven Price, House on Haunted Hill.
"Fudge, Packer?"
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#28
Posted 06 March 2005 - 08:52 PM
Should I be wrong kindly ignore the following:
'I loved it when you nuked Las Vegas. Suitably biblical ending to the place, don't you think?'
(showing my age a bit there).
EDIT: 2am Formatting
This post has been edited by Laughlyn: 06 March 2005 - 08:53 PM
#29
Posted 06 March 2005 - 09:05 PM
Here's an easy one:
"This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers."
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#30
Posted 06 March 2005 - 09:16 PM
'Is something wrong?'
'Will you please stop talking about the war?'
'Me? You started it.'
'We did not!'
'Yes you did, you invaded Poland!'