ANGER - Keep it away from the forums. (Warning: Now Contains Pirates)
#46
Posted 06 April 2005 - 10:05 PM
AAAAAAAAARGH! GodDAMMIT! If it's not one thing, it's another! First we lose the loot, then Floppy's Pecker, and now this! We haven't got your bloody washing machine! Do you understand the words coming out of my mouth?! NO. WASHING. MACHINE. Sonofabitch...
(*Carefully, she pulls an extra bandana out of one of her pockets and tightly binds her wounded arm before switching her sword to her left hand*)
You've only got one kidney now, matey, and I'm about to rip it out with my bare hands - along with a few other vital organs to feed to the sharks.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#47
Posted 06 April 2005 - 10:31 PM
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#48
Posted 06 April 2005 - 11:47 PM
*kicks the ticking body into the water, puts johson away, hits random ninja in head with rum bottle, suprised that it doesn't smash, he continues hitting random ninjas in the head trying to get it to smash without realizing he's in combat*
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#49
Posted 07 April 2005 - 06:17 AM
(*notices J m HofMarN's floating ticking ninja corpse, and dives into the sea to disarm the bomb.*)
cut the blue wire! cut the blue wire!
Yarrr! Whatda ye know parrot? the blue wire will blow us all to hell! I say we cuts ye red wire.
cut the blue wire! cut the blue wire!
Cursed bird Aarrrr!
:Thunk!:
(* Laughlyn gets hit on the head by Barends Rum bottle*)
#50
Posted 07 April 2005 - 11:08 AM
I killed JM, Slade (or his reanimated corpse. I don't quite know what I killed. Mabye it was the poisoned grog...)! Quick, Captian Jane, while he's distracted!
This post has been edited by floppydisk: 07 April 2005 - 11:09 AM
#51
Posted 07 April 2005 - 11:27 AM
*Takes a few swings at floppydisk while shaking his leg to dislodge the hand on his ankle.*
Wait, JM is dead? Well, that changes everything... *pulls an obviously tainted hot dog out of a pocket and eats it.* It's time to commit suicide through food poisoning. I only hope you can all forgive me for... wait a minute, you all attacked me first... Wankers! Do not forget about me when I am gone, and please avenge my death if you find the washing machine that turns everything to blue.
*Stops shaking leg and looks down* You want to play cards or something, floppydisk? This is going to take a while...
This post has been edited by Slade: 07 April 2005 - 11:28 AM
#52
Posted 07 April 2005 - 11:49 AM
Did we? After all this excitement I can't even remember how this started.
This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 07 April 2005 - 11:50 AM
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#54
Posted 07 April 2005 - 04:27 PM
#55
Posted 07 April 2005 - 05:07 PM
#56
Posted 07 April 2005 - 06:42 PM
He made me bleed.
(*her tone goes eerily calm and light, as if explaining a simple principle of life*)
If he so wishes to form a truce, then blood must be repaid.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#57
Posted 07 April 2005 - 06:45 PM
i'd bettar check down stars to make sure nuthin' happened to me precious cargo of pirate videos, yar! der worth 20 deblumes (sp) each!!!
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#58
Posted 07 April 2005 - 07:48 PM
VAMPIRE NINJA!!!!!
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#59
Posted 07 April 2005 - 07:56 PM
doesn't salt water instantly kill them?
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#60
Posted 07 April 2005 - 08:07 PM
You made him bleed, with the kidney knife thing.
ARRGH!! JM can't come nowhere near us! Don't ye know that s favorite sandwhich is onion and garlic? That's really what scares people about us!
This post has been edited by floppydisk: 07 April 2005 - 08:08 PM