[Patch]

U dissed my wonderful work of ART!!! OMG, I want to die!

Oh wait, I just remembered, I don't care what you think. Phew, close one.

Heh, never gonna live that down. I'll say "there was no following involved" until I'm blue in the face but it won't change jack shit. Oh well.
Whatever, man.

Nice. I liked it.
Which probably means you shouldn't do it again, by public opinion.

[Game Over]

This is one of those circle jerks where everyone and trying to have a good laugh but things go the opposite way.

Yeah, Game Over, there's this site that Yahtzee has most of his old stuff on. It's called http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/. Down on the left there's a navigation bar, not completely dissimilar to those on *chan websites, so you should be able to navigate it quite easily. One of them reads 'novels'.

I'm gonna ignore that.


By the way, I'm an Ediot, not a /b/tard.

[joshofalltrades]

I'm just glad I'm not the one that had the first post in this particular pile of dog diarrhea.

[Patch]

This is one of those circle jerks where everyone and trying to have a good laugh but things go the opposite way.

I don't get this... disturbing reference. Care to explain, please?

I'm gonna ignore that.


By the way, I'm an Ediot, not a /b/tard.

Understood, and I do understand there is a difference. But god help me if you post a 'photoshop ---' thread, I will probably explode in such a fashion that it takes majority of the Earth with me leaving the rest to drift off course and slowly freeze of burn depending on gravity.

I mean.

Poor Yahtzee not being able to post on forums without a million fanboys hounding him.

[Game Over]

Seriously, what the Fuck.

Edit: Excuze me, I'm out. I've already drawn my conclusions from this. DO NOT PM ME. If you do, I'll send you a shooped shotgun mouthwash. Be warned.

[AdamM]

Oh yes, poor Yahtzee, boo hoo, I'm sure he's tearing up inside about the money and invitations to Gabe Newell's house that are pouring in. Let's build a shrine to make him feel better.

Maybe if Yahtzee didn't keep feeding this bullshit with his egocentric journalism we could get over this cult of personality that is holding us back from maturity.

What's a shotgun mouthwash? Is it erotic?

[Patch]

In all fairness the concern we show is sympathetic. It's like you see someones car has broken down, and you go 'oh, poor person', but you don't worry about it all day, because you know it won't matter, though no offense to the guy whos car broke down.

[l33tspaniard]

For all you know, that guy whose car broke down COULD just be a serial rapist just waiting to trap his next victim. So you were probably better off avoiding him.

[z e w b]

Why, when every time Yahtzee goes to some forum, everyone starts clamoring about how he should make a new video? Well, my unifying theory of the human race is this: 90% of people are retarded. Not 90% of people on the Internet, 90% of people in the entire world, and possibly the universe. And what makes it worse is that that same 90% all believe that they are part of the 10% group of people who aren't retarded.

[GoldenSeducer]

Others may not be of the same opinion, but he's probably not an "egocentric journalist." It's just probably just his persona online.* I wouldn't know, I haven't talked to him. I would like to though. I just finished reading Fog Juice and I thoroughly enjoyed it, but I'm afraid to actually TELL him that 'cause 1) I'm frickin' scared of celebrities and the possibility that I'm wasting their time and 2) it would probably come off as SUPERFANDOMSPAMLOL.

The dude's a brilliant writer. I'd like to have him read/scathingly review some of my stuff and give me some pointers on writing.

*Note: I haven't read his essays, yet. I may be proven wrong.

[z e w b]

I'm frickin' scared of celebrities and the possibility that I'm wasting their time

He's not a celebrity. He's a poor fool who made the fatal mistake of creating something entertaining, and is now doomed to be followed by the Internet horde forever.

[dialed]

The obvious solution here is to not go on forums which require a fucking credit card payment to post.

[GoldenSeducer]

He's not a celebrity. He's a poor fool who made the fatal mistake of creating something entertaining, and is now doomed to be followed by the Internet horde forever.

So does that make Tycho & Gabe, Scott Ramsoomair and the Brothers Chaps poor fools too?

[Patch]

Well, my unifying theory of the human race is this: 90% of people are retarded. Not 90% of people on the Internet, 90% of people in the entire world, and possibly the universe. And what makes it worse is that that same 90% all believe that they are part of the 10% group of people who aren't retarded.

I'm gonna disagree with the '90%' thing. It's probably more like 75%, but they are a larger public face then the rest of the world. But I'll agree with them thinking they're apart of the 10%.
Hell, I could be one of them, and probably am, now that you mention it.

) I'm frickin' scared of celebrities and the possibility that I'm wasting their time and 2) it would probably come off as SUPERFANDOMSPAMLOL.

It's all about how you present yourself. If you go in and try going 'Omg, Yahtz you rock. I luvd your Fog Juice book. It was teh pwnage'
then it's not gonna look to good on your behalf. But then it's not hugely difficult to write a sensible comment.

'Dear Yahtzee. I just finished reading your book 'Fog Juice' and thoroughly enjoyed it. I found that you have a clever way of (adjective). I think your skills as a (job) are very impressive and would like to see you continue your excellent work for the future'

The obvious solution here is to not go on forums which require a fucking credit card payment to post.

Yhatzee's mistake for assuming there wouldn't be fanboys, I guess. You're right. Not many people pay to go on a forum when they can go on another forum about the same thing without paying. And mostly fanboys and the such would be more then eager to pay to get on there.

So does that make Tycho & Gabe, Scott Ramsoomair and the Brothers Chaps poor fools too?

Matter of opinion.

[z e w b]

So does that make Tycho & Gabe, Scott Ramsoomair and the Brothers Chaps poor fools too?

Absolutely.