[barend]

feel free to proove me wrong girls.

[Dorothy]

I did something interesting the other day...

[barend]

Go on...

[Dorothy]

Let me tell you...it was definately interesting.

Yup.

I had a really good reason that girls are better than boys, but I can't remember it.

Oh, yeah. Girls don't walk up to boys and smile at them with large, beautiful smiles and just wait for the other person to smile back. Aaaaaaaaaawkward.

I AM the queen of the nerds.

[barend]

Oh, yeah. Girls don't walk up to boys and smile at them with large, beautiful smiles and just wait for the other person to smile back. Aaaaaaaaaawkward.

No, girls just sit there and do nothing, waiting for guys to come up and smile at them with large, beautiful smiles and just wait for the other person to smile back.


At least boys do something.


Girls are usless... Oh this guy came up and is talking to me, but I like that guy over there, oh why won't he come over and talk to me instead of this guy?... If only there were some way I could be over there and talk to him... I"m pretty sure he likes me too... why won't he come here? If only girls knew how to walk over to people and start talking. Damnit! ...oh well, I guess I'll just have to go out with this jerk already talking to me. After all he did walk over to me.


Patheitic...

This post has been edited by barend: 22 April 2008 - 05:39 PM

[Dorothy]

I do something. That something is panic.

For me, it's more like...
Oh, crap, I think that guy is coming over here. I think he's coming over here. Yup. Oh, crap. He's coming over here. I wish that I had worn the cuter top and combed my hair before I went out. Did I even brush my teeth today? Why did I wear the ridiculous pigtails today?? Why is he smiling at me like that? Do I have something on my face? What have I eaten today that would have gotten all over my face? Maybe the pen that I used at the last store leaked on my hands, and I wiped it on my face. Or maybe I got some dust on my face from the dirt around this store. Or maybe when I sneezed a boogie landed on my cheek and crusted over. Yup. That would do it. I must look like a complete idiot. I should really wipe the stupid, bewildered look off of my face. *attempts smile...fails...runs for the door* If he would have talked to me, I may have passed out on the spot from extreme stress.

Pretty much, for me, I would be ok if neither guy came and talked to me.

Your mom says it's Patheitic

[Casual]

Theres a reason women dont come up to guys in bars. The one time it happened to me I was taken completly off guard and the conversation went like this,

Girl: Hi my mate likes you shes the brown haired one over there.

*girl in corner waves*

Girl: So are you interested?

Me: *chokes on pint* mmmmphguh.

I'm not exactly the smoothest talker in the world even when I have time to properly plan, when I get ambushed I have no hope.

[barend]

Yeah, a lot of guys choke when girls come right out and express interest. It is a bit of a shock to many.

Still, the fact that she sent her friend should have abeen a sign of nervousness, that should have given you just enough confidence to not soda-stream your beer with your nose.

I do something. That something is panic.

For me, it's more like...
Oh, crap, I think that guy is coming over here. I think he's coming over here. Yup. Oh, crap. He's coming over here. I wish that I had worn the cuter top and combed my hair before I went out. Did I even brush my teeth today? Why did I wear the ridiculous pigtails today?? Why is he smiling at me like that? Do I have something on my face? What have I eaten today that would have gotten all over my face? Maybe the pen that I used at the last store leaked on my hands, and I wiped it on my face. Or maybe I got some dust on my face from the dirt around this store. Or maybe when I sneezed a boogie landed on my cheek and crusted over. Yup. That would do it. I must look like a complete idiot. I should really wipe the stupid, bewildered look off of my face. *attempts smile...fails...runs for the door* If he would have talked to me, I may have passed out on the spot from extreme stress.

Pretty much, for me, I would be ok if neither guy came and talked to me.

[Casual]

Yeah, a lot of guys choke when girls come right out and express interest. It is a bit of a shock to many.

Still, the fact that she sent her friend should have abeen a sign of nervousness, that should have given you just enough confidence to not soda-stream your beer with your nose.

I doubt it was nervousness on her part that's just what a lot of women do in these parts they hunt in packs surround you and then pounce. I'm not worried because I have the one defence, a girlfriend who'll kick their asses if they try.

[J m HofMarN]

What if there was some sort of early warning system that could be employed? Like, not a cell phone, but sort of a buzzer, so that an interested party could trigger an alarm that would inform the party of interest of the status of interest and that they had, perhaps, five minutes to clean any food particles from their face (boy) put on make up (girl or emo boy) and think of something useful to say?

[Slade]

I'd still be screwed because it would take me a good three years to think up anything useful.

[barend]

Anyway.... so here are a few MSPaint pictures I drew to upset some femenazis I was arguing with...



then...








EDIT: obviously these were oringially submitted in a wider place...

This post has been edited by barend: 05 June 2008 - 07:38 PM

[Casual]

I'm actually quite gutted that I don't have anything more useful to say than "I lol'd". Seriously though those are awesome I wish I could put that much time and effort into pissing off self righteous people.

[barend]

I'm not easily offended, but I refuse to swallow the pill that being a man = rape!

[Dorothy]

b, I have to admit, that was pretty funny.

That's why I don't pack anything in a box I can't move myself. I also try moving furniture before I buy it. Needless to say that shopping is always an adventure for me.

Why is that guy so muscular?