You think we have nothing better to do? There's a whole forum out there, not just Fully Ramblomatic. You see JM's post count? You think he has over four-thousand posts of "I love Yahtzee"? You see the title of the forum? CHEFELF.com not YAHTZEE.com. And it's nice to know you have an above-genius level IQ. I do too. I also hate stupid people. I don't see how it was at all relevant. It seems to me that you were, instead of giving more credit to your point, attempting to make it stronger by using the age-old arguing tactic of "I'm smarter than you, so whatever I say must be true." I'm sorry, it doesn't work that way, and it only detracts from your point. Normally, I wouldn't be this rude to someone the moment they came on, but I really feel that you were out of line. We tolerate this sort of behavior from Yahtzee because he's a celebrity. He's an internet celebrity, but a celebrity nonetheless. He's a friend of the Chef, so really there's not much we can do about it. So say you're strangling me, frankly, strangling someone over the internet and thinking they'll actually be offended is pretty immature.
Hmm... where to start? First off, no, I don't think you have nothing better to do, just very little. Second, you must really think I'm an idiot if you think I didn't know that this wasn't Yahtzee's forum. However, this is his subforum, and in it I see nothing but praise or insults, the latter of which seem to come half from Yahtzee and half from that dolt, COBNAT. Pity he didn't really leave, or I might have to become the focus of everyone's annoyance from now on. First off, I brought up my IQ level because there's an abundance of stupidity running rampant on the internet, and I've found I can save a lot of time by declaring outright I'm not braindead, and I don't take very kindly to being treated as such.
Thirdly, thank you. I'm glad I've been out of line from the start, because that was my intent. You all seem to be very complacent with doing nothing of importance whilst, if I may alter one of Yahtzee's own phrases, "greedily suckling the Big Y's penis." If you're too afraid to piss someone off to get a point across, then either the point isn't worth getting across, or your just another whiny twit.
And actually, the strangling was meant to be humourous, not threatening. I intended to be out of line, not a sadistic wacko who pisses people off for the glee of it. I only do that to stupid people. In fact, someone once said about me that if I piss someone off, it's proof of their own stupidity. Mind you, as soon as he said it, I nearly killed him, but I was too busy laughing my ass off at the irony.
Well? Angry with me now? Pissed off? You should be, that was my intent. I didn't mean a single word of it. My specialty is lying my ass off and sounding serious about it. In fact, the only bit there that I actually meant was that bit about not being afriad to piss someone off to make a point. I am, however, afraid of making a permanent enmity of everyone here based on my being a crazy wierdo who enjoys manipulating people. I'd rather not have the entire forums here as my opponents. Whilst it might be entertaining, it would be far too bothersome. The truth is, I haven't played any of Yahtzee's games made before 5 Days a Stranger simply because I'm too lazy to.
Well, I feel I've made a significant dent in someone's head, so I consider my entry into these forums a success. Feel free to suggest improvements on my technique.
This post has been edited by MageKing17: 22 February 2006 - 01:23 PM