KOTOR spoof (NPCs) Laugh dammit!!!!
#1
Posted 08 August 2004 - 09:40 PM
sorry, three responses isn't enough!!!
so like all jokes that no one finds funny... I'm going to pull a Krusty and just repeat it louder and hope hope that works...
so here it is again... :angry:
plus I'll do some other stuff...
no changing the subject!!!
[tumble weed rolls past]
so like all jokes that no one finds funny... I'm going to pull a Krusty and just repeat it louder and hope hope that works...
so here it is again... :angry:
plus I'll do some other stuff...
no changing the subject!!!
[tumble weed rolls past]
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#2
Posted 09 August 2004 - 04:08 AM
Excellent. I particularly like the names (I thought of 'AK-47' when I heard HK's name as well...) I'm writing a KOTOR parody over at ff.net at the moment, but it's still in its early stages.
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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?
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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.
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#8
Posted 23 June 2005 - 01:35 AM
Close. HK is generally the abbreviation of Hunter Killer in most scifi.
And good work as ever Barend. By the way, I just want to praise KOTOR further. You can PWN the game with the four Jedi and yet they made sure that all the other characters (except the r2 thing) were endearing and interesting and useful. I think it speaks a great deal for the other guys that I didnt just leave them to rot while I constantly leveled up the old man and the cat chick.
And good work as ever Barend. By the way, I just want to praise KOTOR further. You can PWN the game with the four Jedi and yet they made sure that all the other characters (except the r2 thing) were endearing and interesting and useful. I think it speaks a great deal for the other guys that I didnt just leave them to rot while I constantly leveled up the old man and the cat chick.
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#9
Posted 23 June 2005 - 08:50 AM
T3-M4(or whatever it was) was actually quite good. If you focus on combat feats(like dual weilding etc rather then caution and the like) and gave him a pair of pistols and some stun rays or something, he'd stand at the back and give support fire(sometimes literally, if you gave him flame throwers), and he'd do all your computing/repairs/mines/lockpicking for you. I did the Leviathan section with him, and he's not that bad. Especially with the infinte droid sheild from Yavin.
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#10
Posted 24 June 2005 - 10:24 PM
QUOTE (A Link to the Past @ Jun 23 2005, 01:20 AM)
Also, you need an Ewok.
Admiral, kindly aim the death star at that post an commence firing at will.
#12
Posted 25 June 2005 - 07:38 AM
Y'see. I'm guessing the scene in the Bioware KOTOR boardroom kinda went like this:
'I know bob, lets have the final stage on endor!'
'Dave, stop being a fucking idiot....'
'No seriously man, It's a great idea. What better way to celebrate the players victory over Malak and the Sith than with a huge teddy bears picnic. The fans will love it.'
'More likely the fans who play lightside will vomit in unison and send ticking fan mail to you house Dave.'
'Yeah but.....'
'No fucking ewoks alright! One more dumbass suggestion like that and we're busting you down to Teaboy.'
'How about we have naboo as one of the 5 planets and Jar-Jar's great grandfather as a playable character........'
*gunshots*
So in short, no Ewoks in KOTOR, therefore Barend would be asking for trouble if he somehow created one for his parody of the cast.
'I know bob, lets have the final stage on endor!'
'Dave, stop being a fucking idiot....'
'No seriously man, It's a great idea. What better way to celebrate the players victory over Malak and the Sith than with a huge teddy bears picnic. The fans will love it.'
'More likely the fans who play lightside will vomit in unison and send ticking fan mail to you house Dave.'
'Yeah but.....'
'No fucking ewoks alright! One more dumbass suggestion like that and we're busting you down to Teaboy.'
'How about we have naboo as one of the 5 planets and Jar-Jar's great grandfather as a playable character........'
*gunshots*
So in short, no Ewoks in KOTOR, therefore Barend would be asking for trouble if he somehow created one for his parody of the cast.