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#31 barend

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 12:44 AM

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 03:52 AM

"I said I'd be wearing this"

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 10:27 AM

"I'm mad, bad, and full of dove bars."

I am the Fisher King.

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 11:19 AM

"I just can't understand why the other Senators never seem to take me seriously."

"Al-ways look on the briiiight si-ide of life..."

QUOTE

The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?

QUOTE

Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.

- J m HofMarN on the Sand People

#35 Lord Aquaman

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 03:21 PM

QUOTE (Helena @ Sep 28 2005, 09:19 AM)

"I just can't understand why the other Senators never seem to take me seriously."

"Al-ways look on the briiiight si-ide of life..."

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Good as usual, Helena.

Now this one down here, I don't know WHAT to do with.

Perhaps this is the story that should have been told, but wasn't it. Or is it the story that was told and we're just not aware of it? In any case, I gotta admit, it's funny.

MACE: "Purple haze all in my brain
Lately things just don’t seem the same
Actin’ funny, but I don’t know why
’scuse me while I kiss the sky
Purple haze all around
Don’t know if I’m comin’ up or down
Am I happy or in misery?

What ever it is, that girl put a spell on me!"

This post has been edited by Lord Aquaman: 28 September 2005 - 03:23 PM

I am the Fisher King.

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 03:54 PM

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 06:21 PM

Anikan: Oh padme, just looking at you I...
Padme: What is it? why did you stop?
Anikan: Sorry... your haircut just gave me a really cool idea for a new kind of space-combat jet.
Padme: Combat jets?... oh no you don't!!! Our dream was to get married and open a restaurant!!! remember? We were going to call it the 'Thai-fighter'?
Anikan: hmmm...

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 06:37 PM

Padme: "I'm really a Droid, what kind of planet do you think would elect a Queen, a 14 year old one at that? Besides, I thought that's what you wanted! Obi Wan and Yoda didn't say anything because they knew I was a machine. I bet you thought i was real and you could have all sorts of freaky sex with all my body double bodyguards, didn't you? Wxcuse me for getting the wrong message from a man who built the most effeminate droid I ever crossed paths with when he was a boy...."

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 10:29 PM

Hayden: "Did Lucas make you tape down your tits like he forced Carrie Fisher to in Star Wars? Because, you know, with your physique that really wouldn't be necessary. I can talk to him for you if you'd like....."

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 11:15 PM

hmm... I hope they heat the baby oil a little this time.

#41 barend

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Posted 29 September 2005 - 12:01 AM

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And play `kill-by-numbers'
Down in the park with a friend called `five'"

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"must have the precious..."

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Posted 29 September 2005 - 04:06 AM

"Padme, have you heard of the Erectron 3000.....?"

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Posted 29 September 2005 - 10:13 AM

I say if this was an actual competition, the brownies one would win. That was great!

"How about glow sticks? Need any of them?"

or

"This Paul Oakenfold track rocks, huh?"

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Posted 29 September 2005 - 10:17 AM

"I get them removed on the twenty-first..."

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Posted 29 September 2005 - 11:08 AM

"How about them Ravens, eh? Do they suck or wha-"

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I am the Fisher King.

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.