''No, I am your father'' fun board. Make fun of the most famous line ever...
#62
Posted 29 July 2006 - 01:41 PM
VADER: Obi-Wan never told you about your father.
LUKE: He told me enough... he said that he was my father.
VADER: ....Huh?!?
LUKE: Yeah. Obi-Wan was having an affair with my mom, Padme. And you were too stupid to even realize it.
VADER: Son of a ----
LUKE: He told me enough... he said that he was my father.
VADER: ....Huh?!?
LUKE: Yeah. Obi-Wan was having an affair with my mom, Padme. And you were too stupid to even realize it.
VADER: Son of a ----
#64
Posted 29 July 2006 - 03:07 PM
Thank you!
#66
Posted 30 July 2006 - 04:08 PM
Vader: "No, I am your father....."
Luke: "No....NO!.....(ponders what Vader just said with a puzzled expression) How???? Obi Wan said you got your nads burned off! Its impossible!"
Vader: "Noooooooo!!!!!!!! (Jumps off platform, even though Luke didn't have the higher ground....)
#67
Posted 31 July 2006 - 09:20 AM
VADER: Obi-Wan never told you about your father.
LUKE: He told me enough...he told me you killed him.
VADER: There was no father, that I know of...I carried you, I gave you
birth...I can't explain what happened.
LUKE: Noooooooo!
LUKE: He told me enough...he told me you killed him.
VADER: There was no father, that I know of...I carried you, I gave you
birth...I can't explain what happened.
LUKE: Noooooooo!
It seems like everyone is over the nitpicking. Too bad.
#68
Posted 27 March 2007 - 08:22 PM
The biggest hole in Lucas' one big happy family twist besides Chewie being Luke's childhood dog and Artoo being Luke's childhood vacuum cleaner is this. No one has ever successfully explained this. Fanboys don't know about sex so they haven't tried to explain it either:
http://sexylosers.com/002.html
Warning: If the domain name scares you then don't click there.
http://sexylosers.com/002.html
Warning: If the domain name scares you then don't click there.
This post has been edited by Toru-chan: 27 March 2007 - 08:25 PM
#69
Posted 10 April 2007 - 07:03 PM
VADER: Obi-Wan never told you about your father.
LUKE: He told me enough... he said he was a great pilot, a cunning warrior, and a good friend.
VADER: he.... he said that?
LUKE: yeah.
VADER: that sweet, sweet dear man. :wipes eye:
LUKE: He told me enough... he said he was a great pilot, a cunning warrior, and a good friend.
VADER: he.... he said that?
LUKE: yeah.
VADER: that sweet, sweet dear man. :wipes eye:
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#70
Posted 12 April 2007 - 08:29 AM
LOL barend.
VADER: Obi-Wan never told you about your father.
LUKE: He told me enough...he told me you killed him.
VADER: From a certain point of view, I did hunt down and kill myself; The 'me' before I started wearing black. Although I had been wearing black leather for some time before I became "bad", during which time I was clearly playing a wannabe "badass". Come to think of it I did ease into this bad thing over a very long period, so I must have "hunted down and killed myself" over a long period. But I digress. From a certain point of view, nobody really knows anything. From a certain point of view, when we sleep every evening we cease to exist.
LUKE: Ben! Help me!
*OR*
VADER: Obi-Wan never told you about your father.
LUKE: He told me enough...he told me you killed him.
VADER: No, Luke, *I* am your father.
LUKE: Hmm... I'm confused. Your voice says 'yes', but your body language is all wrong.
*OR*
VADER: Obi-Wan never told you about your father.
LUKE: He told me enough...he told me you killed him.
VADER: No, Luke, *I* am your father.
{Insert 30 second out-of-focus Montage of Anakin, 'Yipee!', Droid Mothership, 'Sand is scratchy, not like you'. Fade back to:}
LUKE collapses and wraps arms around head.
LUKE: My God! I'm so embarrassed.
VADER: Obi-Wan never told you about your father.
LUKE: He told me enough...he told me you killed him.
VADER: From a certain point of view, I did hunt down and kill myself; The 'me' before I started wearing black. Although I had been wearing black leather for some time before I became "bad", during which time I was clearly playing a wannabe "badass". Come to think of it I did ease into this bad thing over a very long period, so I must have "hunted down and killed myself" over a long period. But I digress. From a certain point of view, nobody really knows anything. From a certain point of view, when we sleep every evening we cease to exist.
LUKE: Ben! Help me!
*OR*
VADER: Obi-Wan never told you about your father.
LUKE: He told me enough...he told me you killed him.
VADER: No, Luke, *I* am your father.
LUKE: Hmm... I'm confused. Your voice says 'yes', but your body language is all wrong.
*OR*
VADER: Obi-Wan never told you about your father.
LUKE: He told me enough...he told me you killed him.
VADER: No, Luke, *I* am your father.
{Insert 30 second out-of-focus Montage of Anakin, 'Yipee!', Droid Mothership, 'Sand is scratchy, not like you'. Fade back to:}
LUKE collapses and wraps arms around head.
LUKE: My God! I'm so embarrassed.
This post has been edited by Toru-chan: 12 April 2007 - 08:46 AM