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So, some of you probably recall Snake Logan. What most of you likely don't know is that he had a website filled with crazy. I happened upon this site shortly before he dissipated into the aether and reviewed some poem he wrote about Yahtzee and some far worse stuff. Mysteriously after my review went public, his website disappeared. I claim the congressional medal of rawk for my efforts, and those with a good constitution should go check out the remaining snippets of Snake's genius that I excavated from the ruins of his page for my review.
Yahtzee poetry reviewed a victory for interwebs quality!
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Posted 28 March 2008 - 02:04 AM
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 28 March 2008 - 02:11 AM
But Mr. J, it's... it's... wrong to laugh at retards and... heck, who am I kidding.
Also, I really need to read up on Jellypufflemur again, 'twas a brilliant time back in the days...
Also, I really need to read up on Jellypufflemur again, 'twas a brilliant time back in the days...
This post has been edited by Gobbler: 28 March 2008 - 02:12 AM
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
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Posted 28 March 2008 - 02:29 AM
Oh dear, we'll never get to see the world according to Snake Logan again! ... Or will we?
Just be glad you didn't have to tolerate him live, on the IRC channel.
Just be glad you didn't have to tolerate him live, on the IRC channel.
I'm hungry.
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Posted 28 March 2008 - 02:57 AM
Gobbler- Only when those retards have a medical term for what's wrong with them, at that point their road to the special olympics becomes an inspiration to the nation and people complain if you produce comprehension tests of their forum posts.
Human- You actually saw the bleedin thing? My condolences. I didnt think anyone else had actually viewed it. I'm surprised both that you sought it out and that you're still alive after having your face rocked by the tale of the beast and the giant.
Human- You actually saw the bleedin thing? My condolences. I didnt think anyone else had actually viewed it. I'm surprised both that you sought it out and that you're still alive after having your face rocked by the tale of the beast and the giant.
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 28 March 2008 - 06:37 AM
You guys are such bloody assholes; the kind they have in prison. Snake Logan moved to A Writing Guild For The Clinically Retarded but so far he hasnt contributed anything. I havent received so much as a word from him. I doubt he got offended by JMs review.
This post has been edited by Cobnat: 28 March 2008 - 06:39 AM
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Posted 28 March 2008 - 07:32 AM
Say what you like about snake I actually miss him, if nothing else he was entertaining. 
EDIT: Oh god I actually went and read it. I feel ill. Half of it was a bastardised version of various ideas stolen from 40k rewritten badly with molestation of minors thrown in in for good measure.
EDIT: Oh god I actually went and read it. I feel ill. Half of it was a bastardised version of various ideas stolen from 40k rewritten badly with molestation of minors thrown in in for good measure.
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QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.
That is one badass baby.
That is one badass baby.
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Posted 28 March 2008 - 09:08 AM
What did you dicks do to scare him away?! He was like a shining light amid a sea of crap on these forums.
*sheds tears*
*sheds tears*
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<!--quoteo(post=169306:date=Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Arial--><span style="font-family:Arial"><!--/fonto--><!--coloro:#483D8B--><span style="color:#483D8B"><!--/coloro--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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<!--quoteo(post=169306:date=Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Arial--><span style="font-family:Arial"><!--/fonto--><!--coloro:#483D8B--><span style="color:#483D8B"><!--/coloro--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
And the man again!
<!--quoteo(post=180859:date=Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=180859"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->In my opinion it's saying, fuck the lightsabers and special effects and fuck your voiceovers and fuck your stupid multimilliondollar game studios; you don't need any of those to make brilliant and scary games that will fuck with your head.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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<b>May '07:</b> 11st (154lbs)
<b>August '07:</b> 12st 7lbs (175lbs)
<b>November '07:</b> 12st 9lbs (177lbs)
<b>December '07:</b> 12st 11lbs (179lbs)
<b>January '08:</b> 12st 12lbs (180lbs)
<b>Febuary '08:</b> 13st 2lbs (184lbs)
<b>March '08:</b> 13st 7lbs (189lbs)
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Posted 28 March 2008 - 10:25 AM
QUOTE (Cobnat @ Mar 28 2008, 12:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You guys are such bloody assholes; the kind they have in prison.
I read that like "Aang San Suu Kyi".
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
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Posted 28 March 2008 - 10:34 AM
SnakeLogan scared me because he had found a 3 year old website with pictures of me and my family on it. And then he sent me PMs and emails saying that I should put him on my MSN contacts. (I didn't.) And then he whined to me saying that he had been blocked from the IRC room. And yes, I saw his blog... it he ever comes back I'll probably scream and hide for a year. Thanks, SnakeLogan!
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Posted 28 March 2008 - 10:40 AM
Cool, our very own social/mental outcast. I was never sure what to make of the guy, he just seemed like the sort of person who goes to Hot Topic and enjoys the Chef Brian comics from Ctrl-Alt-Del. He never really talked to me much, but that may be because I don't have much in the way of meat.
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The Queen's own English, base knave, dost thou speak it?
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Posted 28 March 2008 - 12:36 PM
How dare you Cobnat. The shall feel my wrath!
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Cobnat
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Posted 28 March 2008 - 05:29 PM
QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Mar 28 2008, 09:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How dare you Cobnat. The shall feel my wrath!
How dare I call you a bloody asshole or how dare I give him his own section?
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Posted 29 March 2008 - 05:02 AM
There are some small similarities between this forum and Encyclopedia dramatica. I let you find them yourself since direct linking it may infect this place with aids.
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Posted 29 March 2008 - 04:58 PM
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"Oh Yahtzee,
Can’t you see,
We are mad about thee,
And its not just me,
You have fans,
At least three,
You are influential,
You have great potential,
But don’t let it go to your head,
Or just like A.J,
You will wind up dead."
Can’t you see,
We are mad about thee,
And its not just me,
You have fans,
At least three,
You are influential,
You have great potential,
But don’t let it go to your head,
Or just like A.J,
You will wind up dead."
Wow. Just...
Wow.
This post has been edited by DreamerM: 29 March 2008 - 04:58 PM
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