God damn it! I'm losing power! Mr. Slade! Get me impulse
#16
Posted 02 November 2008 - 09:25 PM
Engineer Slade here. We've lost all but our auxiliary power, and was drained to a minimum by a fluctuation in the bridge break room. Chyld is bombarding the site with even more asinine and ridiculous nonsense than we usually produce, and our life support systems are faltering. WE CANNA TAKE MUCH MORE O' THIS, CAP'N! Unless we can regain control of the main navigational and defensional circuits, we'll all be space dust by this time on Tuesday or so.
This space for rent. Inquire within.
#17
Posted 03 November 2008 - 12:29 AM
I've got Nav controls back, but the power just isn't there. Mr Slade! Load one of the ensigns into a torpedo tube and fire them out like they did to Spock. That won't help anything, but it'll make me feel better.
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
#18
Posted 03 November 2008 - 01:16 AM
Just a friendly reminder Slade, having the helm is rather useless without power. Though it would look rather nice on my mantle. Thanks for such a thoughtful gift, Captain.
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#22
Posted 04 November 2008 - 01:02 PM
You efforts are futile. Unless you surrender to the might of Less Is More, the Death Ray will wipe Jelly Pufflemur from the internet, burn the server its hosted on, and even wipe any site linking or linked to...
Oh crap, I forgot I'm linked there. Hang on, debugging robots...
Oh crap, I forgot I'm linked there. Hang on, debugging robots...
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#23
Posted 05 November 2008 - 10:41 AM
Avast ye, I be a pirate. Both of ye prepare for boarding, or I be blasting ye both out of sky with me Death Universe ship. It be having the power to destroy entire Universes.
#24
Posted 05 November 2008 - 11:10 AM
Right, I'm trying to crack into Jelly Pufflemur again, but Death Ray has put an almost uncrackable password in place. I've been able to work out its 300 characters long, so I don't think I'll be able to get back in that way, although I've set up another bot to cracking it. There might be a back door in there somewhere, but if I'm right, Death Ray will be looking out for those, after Slade and whoever it was banned him.
This would be a lot easier if I had my computer on hand, and I wasn't at work.
This would be a lot easier if I had my computer on hand, and I wasn't at work.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#25
Posted 05 November 2008 - 09:33 PM
Muhaha, open up the core young Chyldio! You'll see I removed the translucent tri-nuclearoric neagtive matter core, and replaced it with a baked potato.
#26
Posted 06 November 2008 - 11:51 AM
I've stopped it for now, a newer version of Death Ray is being tasked with deleting key files for the pervious install, but its grown too powerful. JM, need a hand here...
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#27
Posted 06 November 2008 - 08:55 PM
I think we need to shut down the matrix. Also, someone get Neodamerung playing immediately.
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.