Horror Films Caption Contest
#1
Posted 02 August 2006 - 02:50 PM
JESSE: Freddy! Can you go a little faster? I don't want to be late for school.
#2
Posted 02 August 2006 - 04:21 PM
I mean a tv tuner card.
I like Friday 13th
Old zombie films such as:
The night of the living dead
The day of the living dead.
I remember the scene about the couple in a car. They saw a live man hanging by the neck on a rope in some ruins. The man tried to start the car but the lady became hipnotized and she coughed up her organs through her mouth. The man tried to get out but the locks wouldn't open. Then I am not sure if it was the passenger that crushed his head by hand.
There are lots of horror films I can remember but not the names.
For example:
There was a film about a house with ghosts or demons living inside. The builder locked them in a vent. The man that moved in was curious, the builder told him not to unbolt the vent. He did, but did not see anything, the ghosts or demons managed to take a tool to undo the bolt. In the end they took his wife to the vent by the legs whilst her friend was trying to open the doors from outside.
A feature is that the ghosts can't do much in the light. They come out at night and cut the electricity cables. Even though she tried to use the flash on a camera whilst she was being dragged along it was only enough to slow them down. I can still remember the tune to this film on a keyboard.
It is old but if anyone can remember the name of this film I could find it to watch again.
This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 02 August 2006 - 04:25 PM
#3
Posted 02 August 2006 - 05:25 PM
I mean a tv tuner card.
Lol. No, I wish I had one. That would be very nice. But I got the photo at a webpage devoted to 'Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge.'
Old zombie films such as:
The night of the living dead
The day of the living dead.
My dad has the first VHS edition of the old version of Night of the Living Dead.
JASON: Do you know where the nearest donut shop is?
COP: No!
JASON: *sigh* I'll have to kill you.
#4
Posted 02 August 2006 - 05:43 PM
Friday 13th "Hello... it is a free day today so I can do what I like."
I have a Wintv Theatre tuner which I brought in 1999. Saves me space of having a big black box. Before Christmas I brought a newer one but I sent it back. The picture quality was terrible and I had problems with the software and codecs. The technical support was not technical.
Another thing I like is Hellraiser.
The bit when the lady threw the doctor in this box, and these things came out to convert him. After he was converted this big worm with a spinning blade inside came down forced itself in the doctor's head.
In the hospital "Hello, the doctor's in" and then he started his massacre with his built in slaughtering tools.
This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 02 August 2006 - 05:44 PM
#5
Posted 03 August 2006 - 11:52 PM
Let's get MSTy!
"Give Uncle Freddy a hug!"
What any Johnny Depp fangirl wouldn't give to be in Freddy's place in this scene...
...I don't think I even need to say anything.
"Who am I? I'm Spiderman!"
He's turning into Gene Simmons!
The ball's in your court, StarWarsIsUs. You think you can take me? Go ahead on.
This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 03 August 2006 - 11:57 PM
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#6
Posted 04 August 2006 - 12:19 AM
Hey! Can you show me how to do that? ... Except without all the blood?
"Freddy forgot his hat again! Now I have to go take it back to him. *sigh*"
When he was bored, Freddy Kruger made a habit of shooting bottle-rockets off in houses.
MIKE: Yeah, hey. I was wondering if you could give me the number for 9-1-1. Yeah... I kind of got cut. Yeah, it was a pretty deep wound.
FREDDY: Well God darnit! See? This is why I kill people! Everyone always runs away when they see me. Why can't you all accept me for who I am?
FREDDY: They should put young girls on the Food Pyramid!
This post has been edited by StarWarsIsUs: 04 August 2006 - 12:21 AM
#8
Posted 04 August 2006 - 09:10 AM
Awesome kill.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#9
Posted 04 August 2006 - 02:44 PM
#10
Posted 04 August 2006 - 03:01 PM
Heh...
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#11
Posted 04 August 2006 - 04:12 PM
#12
Posted 04 August 2006 - 05:33 PM
When they protected the girl in her bedroom with bars on the window whilst she saw her boyfriend being forced into the blanket despite her attempts to notify her policeman father outside.
I have something gorey to post, how many pictures would be reasonable in one post?
#13
Posted 04 August 2006 - 05:46 PM
#14
Posted 04 August 2006 - 05:46 PM
...Well...
...One of the best horror movie concepts ever. Love the villain, love the idea, but the movies themselves could have been better - a lot better.
And as far as picture limit goes, I think you should judge that yourself. If it feels excessive for one post to you, that means it probably is.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994