Are you looking for exciting new adventures with er... storylines and...
plot-twists and other goodies?
Well, look no further!
(Don't look further. Please don't. You'll like it here.)
If you've got a fast internet connection, come on down to the Screening Room and check out the riveting adventures of
STARRY NIGHTS!
Read the exciting adventures of a group of mercenaries who through their courage stop a terrible war, with camaraderie, romance, action, highs, lows, laughs a plenty and more than any movie's fair share of kinkiness.
Starry Nights
Then if despite the obvious drawbacks, you somehow enjoyed that, then join Captain Hale and his mates on their further adventures in this substandard and largely unpopular sequel - that cashes in on the petty success of its predecessor and delivers an uninspired story and just turns into a gratuitous kinkiness festival.
STARRY NIGHTS - THE AFTERMATH
Starry Nights - The Aftermath
And if that didn't put you off for good, maybe this will! Come back one more time for a brand new adventure that is still unfolding as you read this. Watch as I struggle to breathe some life into the franchise again, while beating a dead horse.
STARRY NIGHTS - THE VEIL OF ARNA
Starry Nights - The Veil of Arna
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This post has been edited by Just your average movie goer: 06 April 2005 - 06:45 AM