Icey's baby news! Wherein Icey craps his trousers
#1
Posted 15 April 2004 - 02:25 PM
Hullo all, not much has changed in the land of Ice, we still live in Igloos and my pet penguin Roger is well. BUT! Tomorrow my parents and my girlfriend's parents will find out about the pregnation, my parents have an understanding half (me dad!) while her parents have a loud mouthed half (mum) and an mentally unstable truckdriver (dad) as well as she has two bouncers for brothers that have gone to my house to beat the snot out of me. Luckily I was taking her out to a movie (Pirates of the Carribean, yarr!)
So all in all, a lot will change tomorrow, and if I won't report by saturday I might have a table leg embedded into my head, amongst some random house hold appliances and alcohol bottles.
AND! Princess, I've finished your avatar, and it can be found there: http://www.deviantar...iation/6587234/
So all in all, a lot will change tomorrow, and if I won't report by saturday I might have a table leg embedded into my head, amongst some random house hold appliances and alcohol bottles.
AND! Princess, I've finished your avatar, and it can be found there: http://www.deviantar...iation/6587234/
#2
Posted 15 April 2004 - 03:14 PM
Use cattleprods. Big ones.
However, you should be fine, man! Don't worry...
(No, I don't speak from experience, but I did recieve a serious verbal pasting from all and sundry when I slapped my ex for being a dappy manipulative moose, so that might count...)
However, you should be fine, man! Don't worry...
(No, I don't speak from experience, but I did recieve a serious verbal pasting from all and sundry when I slapped my ex for being a dappy manipulative moose, so that might count...)
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#6
Posted 16 April 2004 - 01:57 AM
Just download the avatar Princess, then after you register, you can just upload it inside your avatar settings, and voila, you'll have an avatar.
Ohhhhh, and I'm speaking to the parents in about seven hours, I feel like sticking a finger down my throut, just like a supermodel.
Ohhhhh, and I'm speaking to the parents in about seven hours, I feel like sticking a finger down my throut, just like a supermodel.
#7
Posted 16 April 2004 - 02:39 AM
I'm not convinced princess is signing up. Unless she really does want the Princess avatar...
And Icey, like I said, you'll be fine! Good luck, anyway.
And Icey, like I said, you'll be fine! Good luck, anyway.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#10
Posted 16 April 2004 - 02:51 PM
So, the parents have been spoken to, it is.... surreal and odd to say the least. Her parents actually knew about it all along because, they had dreamt of it! And after an interrogation, where I said I would be a super dad, they became all jolly, which they've never ever been before. Then her brothers came into the thing, and they got hot headed, but thankfully, they didn't come over to my house to make sure there would be no more Mini-Iceys.
Then I told my parents, my dad didn't say much... he was serious and just asked if I was sure it was mine. My mother on the other hand said a few, very heart warming things, like she has done for my entire life, filling my heart with never ending love for her.
"She's too young! I'm against this thing the two of you have done!"
and ofcourse when I said that I would take full responcibility and do the best I could to help her she encouraged me with.
"Pah! You don't even do your own laundry!"
My parents are so supportive!
Then I told my parents, my dad didn't say much... he was serious and just asked if I was sure it was mine. My mother on the other hand said a few, very heart warming things, like she has done for my entire life, filling my heart with never ending love for her.
"She's too young! I'm against this thing the two of you have done!"
and ofcourse when I said that I would take full responcibility and do the best I could to help her she encouraged me with.
"Pah! You don't even do your own laundry!"
My parents are so supportive!
#11
Posted 16 April 2004 - 08:06 PM
Your mother's comment about laundry sounds oddly familiar...
However, as far as the baby news goes...er...I’m more than a bit confused...is this a “Congratulations Icey!” event, or a "Bad luck, Icey!" situation?
However, as far as the baby news goes...er...I’m more than a bit confused...is this a “Congratulations Icey!” event, or a "Bad luck, Icey!" situation?
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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#12
Posted 16 April 2004 - 08:58 PM
I'm not sure myself... I'm kinda thrilled over all of this, not sure if we'll have an abortion or not, but whatever path we'll take, I feel I will be happy, as a bloke with or without a kid.
It's odd, I just can't descripe it with words... Well, it's good to get that burden of my chest atleast.
It's odd, I just can't descripe it with words... Well, it's good to get that burden of my chest atleast.
#14
Posted 17 April 2004 - 09:19 AM
Icey - how did you get involved with someone who has such a freaky family? The whole situation sounds like some sort of psycho soap opera.
Good luck with whatever decision you guys make though...
Little: Princess Toad, as you call her, has a job of sitting around and blinking prettily, being kidnapped by Bowser, crying, and being passed around his various castles like a parcel, presumably for his mates to play with, before being rescued by Mario, assuming the player hadn't got bored with the game before then. Judging by what little I know of you on this forum, you aren't that much alike.
She is, however, a genuine princess, as far as anyone can tell.
Lady Fuchsia Groan would probably be more like you.
Good luck with whatever decision you guys make though...
Little: Princess Toad, as you call her, has a job of sitting around and blinking prettily, being kidnapped by Bowser, crying, and being passed around his various castles like a parcel, presumably for his mates to play with, before being rescued by Mario, assuming the player hadn't got bored with the game before then. Judging by what little I know of you on this forum, you aren't that much alike.
She is, however, a genuine princess, as far as anyone can tell.
Lady Fuchsia Groan would probably be more like you.
#15
Posted 17 April 2004 - 03:29 PM
Maybe she was talking about the "smacking the shit out of Princess Zelda" bit. That is pretty appealing...
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994