UMBRELLA!!! Man I'm good!
Here's another one like my last one. Different solution this time though.
VD dies and goes to hell for reasons of frequent masturbation. His punishment is to go insane via boredom by means of being locked in a room for the rest of eternity. The most secure room in hell was built especially for the little tart. And before you ask, no doors windows doorways or windowways or anything like that. Room is about six feet cubed, solid titanium all walls floors and ceilings 8 light years thick. Okay? Okay.
Fortunately however, VD was blessed by Pope Sladius the First during the course of his life and is allowed to escape if he can find a loophole. VD is allowed to move in any direction he wants to in the room covering any distance he wants instantly. He cannot move through solid matter so you'd think this wouldn't make a difference would you? You'd be WRONG. VD escaped and became a nice little love bitch to some nice little Japanese dominatrix. *sigh* How did he do it?
This post has been edited by Voodoo dog: 15 May 2005 - 04:28 PM