Necrophilliacs
#47
Posted 12 October 2005 - 04:26 PM
Don't be so stereotypical about zombies! They're people too!
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#49
Posted 12 October 2005 - 05:12 PM
And if you drive a stake into a few days dead person's chest, they make a moaning sound and blood spurts up....
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#51
Posted 12 October 2005 - 05:36 PM
You know that for days after their death, people still fart and burp. Infact they can sit up for no apparent reason and are not unknown to randomly move. Because of the muscles decomposing and gases moving inside them, and also changes in temperature. There are loads of other reason and things that they can do but I can't remember them, and I think what I just said is cool enough.
#52
Posted 12 October 2005 - 05:52 PM
Romanian vampires are actually just the soul that goes out of a buried body to suck blood from the chest. And, see, you can tell you dug up the right person because of the aforementioned stake and random moving things, and they have blood around their mouth often, and they seem to have gained weight, and their hair and nails seem longer. I assume it is because of the fact that you can get such proof that those vampires are so hard to kill. You have to drive a stake through their heart and cut their head of and drive a blessed nail through their skull.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#56
Posted 12 October 2005 - 07:48 PM
I suppose it would work for goths. I started out with the assumption that Goths were really nice, just misunderstood. I made more and more exceptions for people who personally insulted me on a regular basis, and have determined that they really aren't that nice.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#58
Posted 12 October 2005 - 08:02 PM
...?... Sorry, I'm permanently unskilled at interpreting other peoples' words. If you are feeling insulted, may I add that I meant that I have decided goths are not by definition nice. That was a stupid idea.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#59
Posted 12 October 2005 - 08:04 PM
I was saying that I'm sorry I've been insulting you. Apologizing if you will about something I did not do, in order to spawn a joke.
You know, it's getting irritating to analyze what I say, thus taking all the humor out of it.
You know, it's getting irritating to analyze what I say, thus taking all the humor out of it.
This post has been edited by banned: 12 October 2005 - 08:05 PM
#60
Posted 12 October 2005 - 08:13 PM
Fine, then. I'll just be confused and make random comments. Ha!
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"