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Judge Icey 'Tis time for Viking Justice!

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Posted 26 September 2005 - 04:41 PM

I would like to sue JM, because I need money quick, and this seems just bull-shitty enough to hoodwink convince you.

He doesn't support me enough as being the head of JPLSICBS, and he gave me really hot coffee that I proceeded to spill all over myself. It's clearly his fault!

Edit: I'm asking for 100,000 grand and a free massage, plus his house and fatcat. (not really. Fatcat owns me.)

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Posted 26 September 2005 - 04:45 PM

Deal.

BRING ON THE WITNESS LISTS (PM me) LAWYER CHOOSING AND OPENING STATEMENT.

JM opens since he is the defendant.
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Posted 26 September 2005 - 05:17 PM

I had not been aware that FD needed money. I think that we can make a settlement out of court. I'm prepared to offer two options to help his financial situation:

Option 1: I tell Floppydisk to give up this crap and search for quarters in his couch cushions.

Option 2: I change Floppydisk's job description from baiting Christians to "Jelly Pufflemur's head of toilet maintenance and bathroom cleanliness." This will allow him to get many more hours of paid labor in while he cleans human shit out of the urinals in the Jelly Pufflemur offices. And yes, I know that shit dosnt go in urinals, why do you think they got clogged up? We have some pretty fucked up friends who come in to use our toilets, and to bathe, and to use our toilets to bathe in.

I await your answer.

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Posted 26 September 2005 - 08:41 PM

Well, I'm glad you're having fun with this... dry.gif
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Posted 26 September 2005 - 08:44 PM

Hurting from laughing so hard

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Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto

Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
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Posted 26 September 2005 - 08:55 PM

Hehehehehehehehehehe
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Posted 26 September 2005 - 11:55 PM

So then, will it be door number one or door number two?

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Posted 27 September 2005 - 08:09 AM

Oh, fine. I can see that you're not up for this sort of thing.

*gives up*
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Posted 27 September 2005 - 01:46 PM

IIII AM THE CHAMPIONS IIII AM THE CHAMPI0ONS NO TIME FOR LOOOSERS CUZ I AM THE CHAMPIONS... OOOF THE WOOOOORLD!

Case dismissed!

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Posted 27 September 2005 - 02:00 PM

Dude, that's Icey's line.
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Posted 27 September 2005 - 03:28 PM

Floppy, for wasting the Courts (my) time you have been judged to pay me the time I lost back. The court (I) estimate that the time loss damage comes to a whopping 740.424 Dollars, canadian.
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Posted 27 September 2005 - 04:14 PM

Wasn't the problem that he was broke?
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Posted 27 September 2005 - 04:17 PM

Well, now he's broke-er.
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
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Posted 27 September 2005 - 04:20 PM

Exactly Dorothy! Note that Otal Nimrodi has been found in contempt of the court and will need to insert "BRAINS!!!" into every sentence he says inside my courtroom for the next couple of months.
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Posted 27 September 2005 - 04:21 PM

Why on earth should I BRAINS!! do that?

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