"And before you go to sleep, be sure to take the grenade belts off. If you're unsure why you should do this, feel free to ask any of our drill sergeants, they'll answer all of your questions with the utmost accuracy."
Come on, David. You can't blame the guy for wanting answers. That is what keeps this forum alive. I am very curious to know what the frag did happen on that first night, too. Are you going to tell me you are not?