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BOBBA FETT: he's no good to me dead
VADER: you will be compensated if anything happens to him. besides this will make it easier to take him to Jabba the Hutt.
BOBBA FETT: are you comming with.
VADER: no... no, i don't like it there... too much sand... sand gets everywhere you know...
*awkward silence*
VADER: so... what's next on the list for you?
BABBA FETT: well after this i'm going to hunt down the man who killed my father.
VADER: What, Mace Windu?
BOBBA FETT: Yeah, that's the guy! I've been searching everywhere for him, for years now! I went to the jedi temple on courescaunt, but someone corrupted all the personel files by trying to hide some warning signal in its data banks... so what, you know him?
VADER: Knew him? I killed him!
BOBBA FETT: you... you killed him? When?!?
VADER: oh must have been about 20 years ago now.
BOBBA FETT: You what? Well that's just great! I've devoted my whole life to finding him... well crap, that's MY life wasted... Guess I'll just hang out Jabbas then for a while and see what happens.
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Suggested changes to the OT For the next Special Editions...
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Posted 24 May 2006 - 02:35 AM
>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)
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Posted 29 May 2006 - 10:58 AM
I have a suspicion you guys might like this thread (give the first pages a chance and you'll see what I mean, same subject and all):
http://boards.thefor...717901/p1/?2156
http://boards.thefor...717901/p1/?2156
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Posted 29 May 2006 - 09:42 PM
not really, as the first response to it was: "wah wah i'm a sad sack of crap who can't take a joke, stop teasing the movies i like, anakin is good, anaking is best!!!"
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Posted 22 June 2006 - 07:15 AM
Vader: The force is strong in this on, damn that bitchy librarian must have smuggled one out when I was not looking!
Owen: I have no need for a protocol droid.
C3po: Oh come on, you are at lest a propertied landowner, not some slave owned by a slob junk dealer.
Owen: I have no need for a protocol droid.
C3po: Oh come on, you are at lest a propertied landowner, not some slave owned by a slob junk dealer.
This post has been edited by Tpolg: 22 June 2006 - 07:16 AM
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Posted 23 June 2006 - 12:52 PM
After his oil bath, instead of saying thank the maker, C3PO says, "Thank the Vader."
It seems like everyone is over the nitpicking. Too bad.
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Posted 27 June 2006 - 03:17 AM
This was rather funny - I saw the link to the other thread but I didn't actually look at the words in the URL. But when I saw Barend's reference to that wanky post, I knew it was a link to the Force.Net forums.
What is it about the fans who like the new crap that so many of them have to go out of their way to attack the fans of the originals? That would be like me walking into a lion's den and telling them that they all smell. I know that won't make them bathe and I know it'd just aggravate them ~ so in the end, it'd be pretty pointless.
And the other thing is I can't understand what right they have to complain about anything. They already have everything they want. They've had their cake and eaten it - and now they want to steal that half a sandwich we were saving for lunch.
Anyway, I better get back on-topic I suppose. Um, let's see...
Pappy: I have no doubt this boy is the offspring of Anakin Skywalker.
Annie: How is that possible?
Pappy: I really don't have time to go into the birds and the bees with you, Lord Vader.
Jabba: Hey, is that Annie? Can I talk to him?
Pappy: No, not now, Jabba. Pappy's working.
Jabba: Hey, Annie! Remember me? I saw you pod-racing when you were just a little kid!
Annie: Yeah, you fell asleep, you bastard!
Pappy: Okay, okay. Jabba. Why don't you wait outside? Have a cookie.
What is it about the fans who like the new crap that so many of them have to go out of their way to attack the fans of the originals? That would be like me walking into a lion's den and telling them that they all smell. I know that won't make them bathe and I know it'd just aggravate them ~ so in the end, it'd be pretty pointless.
And the other thing is I can't understand what right they have to complain about anything. They already have everything they want. They've had their cake and eaten it - and now they want to steal that half a sandwich we were saving for lunch.
Anyway, I better get back on-topic I suppose. Um, let's see...
Pappy: I have no doubt this boy is the offspring of Anakin Skywalker.
Annie: How is that possible?
Pappy: I really don't have time to go into the birds and the bees with you, Lord Vader.
Jabba: Hey, is that Annie? Can I talk to him?
Pappy: No, not now, Jabba. Pappy's working.
Jabba: Hey, Annie! Remember me? I saw you pod-racing when you were just a little kid!
Annie: Yeah, you fell asleep, you bastard!
Pappy: Okay, okay. Jabba. Why don't you wait outside? Have a cookie.
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Posted 28 June 2006 - 06:24 AM
QUOTE (Just your average movie goer @ Jun 27 2006, 09:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Pappy: I have no doubt this boy is the offspring of Anakin Skywalker.
Annie: How is that possible?
Pappy: I really don't have time to go into the birds and the bees with you, Lord Vader.
Annie: How is that possible?
Pappy: I really don't have time to go into the birds and the bees with you, Lord Vader.
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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?
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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.
- J m HofMarN on the Sand People
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Posted 02 July 2006 - 08:57 PM
QUOTE (Tpolg @ Jun 22 2006, 07:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Owen: I have no need for a protocol droid.
C3po: Oh come on, you are at lest a propertied landowner, not some slave owned by a slob junk dealer.
C3po: Oh come on, you are at lest a propertied landowner, not some slave owned by a slob junk dealer.
Owen: Like your Father?