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A search of <star wars sucks> on Google led me to the aid group SWISH, who in turn led me to some articles on why I ought to hate the prequels. I agreed and now I'm addicted.
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  1. In Topic: maddox's take on Ep III

    Posted 6 Jun 2005

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    Be nice. Or someone's going to end up sodomizing you with a baseball bat, then banning you.


    Okay. I got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning and they're gushers. See the conflict?

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    It's not the tone that bothers me. It's poor, unorganized writing.


    What do you know about writing? Are you an creative writing major? Huh? Lets be honest with ourselves, this has nothing to do with the tone or the writing style, but everything to do with Star Wars. Maddox, a basher, made you, a gusher, feel bad because he could fit more value in an MS Paint picture and a few paragraphs than your god, Lucas, could fit in a few hours of film.

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    What do you expect Lucas to do? Film Mustafar inside a volcano and have 200 stunt men killed a day? Personally, I thought the CGI was a substantial improvement from the last two prequel films.


    What did I expect? Nothing. I didn't expect much because I knew if I did I'd be disappointed when Rerun of the Shit came out. But, he didn't have to have Mustafar. What was wrong with every other planet that we've already been to? He didn't need Mustafar, he didn't need that extra CGI.

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    Attacking names is about the lowest you can go in terms of nitpicking. A name doesn't make a person. I think Lester and Roy are stupid names, but that doesn't mean every person named Lester or Roy are idiots.


    Guess what? Some names have meaning. Some names are symbolic. Furthermore, if attacking names is as low as you can go, then defending them must be pretty low as well.

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    I have no problem debating points that are presented in an organized, thoughtful, and easy to read fashion.


    Did you just get out of preschool? You couldn't read it? What the...

  2. In Topic: maddox's take on Ep III

    Posted 5 Jun 2005

    Not logical? Do any of you afterbirth covered punks even know what logic is? Taken a course in philosophy?

    Fuckers.

  3. In Topic: Why didn't obi-wan finish off anakin?

    Posted 3 Jun 2005

    Obi-lost did want to kill Anakin, but Lucas wouldn't let him.

  4. In Topic: R2D2

    Posted 2 Jun 2005

    And why didn't he have that super arm and his cellphone when he was about to be crushed in a garbage compactor?

  5. In Topic: Kashyyyk

    Posted 2 Jun 2005

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    Palpatine and Vader enslave the Wookies after Episode III and force them to assist in the building of the Death Star.


    Actually, most of the Wookies are sold into slavery by the Trandoshans. I can see no reason for a bunch of technologically inept monkeys to be used on the Death Star.

    Most of the development was done by the Geonosians and would have been overseen by Imperial personnel and built by droids and machinery.

    Kashyyyk was just put in there for the fanboys to have yet another fucked up thing to whack off about. Why Bobba Fett didn't show up with his half-brother Han Solo and their cousin, Lando Calrissian, and befriend Chewbacca through is friend Salporin is beyond me. I was fully expecting the Millenium Falcon, shiney and yellow, to be pulled out of the waters of Kashyyyk by Luminara Unduli and to hear Calrissian say, "Yippee!" then use a chance cube to gamble it with Solo, who would then slap Fett across the face, blame it on Skywalker, then kidnapp Chewbacca and run away.

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